What Happened Today Calorically Can Never Happen Again!

Comfort characters (both believe they're screw ups who ruin everything and deep down they just want their families to love them again)

made this with tears still drying on my face

seeing someone with a thigh gap irl is more triggering than any thinspo tbh

IDEA I CAME UP WITH IN THE SHOWER

Mabel: But Grunkle Stan 🥺—

Stan: Nuh-uh, No can do kid, I can’t go straight! Think of my reputation! In fact Crimes is my middle name!

Ford: But isn’t both of our middle names Filbrick?

Stan: Nah, I went and legally changed it to Crimes.

Ford: Wait….Stanley, was this before or after you started living as me legally?

Stan: *just realized* *nervous laughter* Oh uh about that—

Ford: STANLEY

Ford: SO WHAT AM I NOW FORD “CRIMES” PINES

Stan: Welll when you put it like that

Ford: STANLEY

i need everyone to understand the poetry of curly turning a blind eye to anya’s suffering only to be robbed of his autonomy and voice as she was and then forced to observe jimmy’s crimes and the abuse of his own body

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

@incorrect-fnaf-quotes

I cannot add videos to a reblog, so here is the link to the original post!

ignore that the perspective looks like shit. this is really funny to me

Getting a new scale!!... So excited

Let’s be honest here

Obviously being hungry sucks but the absolute soul crushing disappointment after eating feels much worse