I've Been Having A HUGE Artblock Lately So Here's My Meager Offering To You, Toodle-loo!

What went down at the Mystery Twins’ 25th birthday party 🌈💖✨

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

[EDIT] : THIS IS @funnyparadox PRESENTED TO YOU, OUR PATHS FINALLY MET

3am

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

Tips to get out of a b1ng3 cycle

1. Take a lax so u can feel pure and empty to start again

2. Do one “normal” eating day (if u fast immediately ur chances of b1nging again r higher)

3. Start drinking SM liquids (like actually I know everybody says it but I mean it like drink sm fucking water and tea. It tricks ur mind into being full which also reminds u of how horrifying that feeling is without the calories of a b1ng3 which I find super motivating)

4. Reassess ur goals like I know we all want to lose as fast as possible but if ur severe restriction causes b1ng3s than imo it’s more worth it to do an easier restriction which will keep u motivated to lose since u won’t constantly be b1nging

5. BE KIND TO URSELF like seriously what’s done is done u can only do better now. Some people thrive in m3ansp0 but for me it just leads me to restrict aggressively and then b1ng3

That’s all, toodles <3

IDEA I CAME UP WITH IN THE SHOWER

Mabel: But Grunkle Stan 🥺—

Stan: Nuh-uh, No can do kid, I can’t go straight! Think of my reputation! In fact Crimes is my middle name!

Ford: But isn’t both of our middle names Filbrick?

Stan: Nah, I went and legally changed it to Crimes.

Ford: Wait….Stanley, was this before or after you started living as me legally?

Stan: *just realized* *nervous laughter* Oh uh about that—

Ford: STANLEY

Ford: SO WHAT AM I NOW FORD “CRIMES” PINES

Stan: Welll when you put it like that

Ford: STANLEY

New Coraline design drop

you want to reach your goals by the summer right?

put down the food fatty

you have no self control….

it’s so sad

just look at all the fat jiggling

just remember that’s all people see