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It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

straight woman gay fetishist fans of mcr are really weird too because they like. i don’t know how to articulate this but they only enjoy homoeroticism thats in the flavor of “hahaha this guy does this gay thing but Sure hes straight” like even when theres clear cases of like. lgbt people celebrating their gender/sexuality or making a political statement about homophobia or whatever they still try to pigeonhole it into ‘this person insists theyre a straight man but they do funny things i enjoy like kiss men’ even when said people like. literally never even said they were straight and actually makes a point to not label themself as such????? whats up with that

soon as i track down the ceo of clownery youre all going to be unemployed

FANDERS, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T SIGN THIS PETITION.

No, not even as a joke. Don’t share it with your friends as a joke either, or make a meme out of it, or anything. I don’t know what the motivation was behind creating this petition – I guess it very well could have been a younger well-meaning Fander who genuinely doesn’t understand how elections work – but regardless of what the intentions were, this is so so so awful and could have so many terrible consequences if it starts gaining traction.

Listen, we all understood why Kanye’s “presidential bid” was harmful, right? This is basically the same thing: right now, every third-party vote is a vote for Tr*mp and, no offense to my American friends, but your country cannot afford to vote Tr*mp back in. The upcoming election needs to be taken seriously now more than ever. 

The fact that this petition is being directed at the Thomas Sanders fandom is extra unsavory. It’s common knowledge that a huge chunk of this fandom is made up of younger people, and as much as I love, cherish, and respect our younger population – heck, I’m a minor myself – the fact is that we’re much more easily influenced, eager to give people the benefit of the doubt, and unfortunately, way too many of us may not know any better.

“But Spec!” I hear you cry. “If this petition is mainly being spread by the younger side of the fandom that doesn’t know any better, what harm could it do? They can’t vote anyway!”

The thing is, if you follow multiple Sanders Sides blogs, you’ll know from all the times you’ve seen the same post on your dash ten times in a row that we spread stuff like wildfire. If enough people aren’t aware of the harmful consequences and start spreading this petition around, then regardless of whether they’re seriously asking for signatures or just spreading it as a joke, one viral post would be all it takes for the mainstream internet to take notice. I cannot stress enough how disastrous that would be. 

The second that this petition catches the attention of the wider public, the US will be at risk of having a repeat version of Kanye’s presidential bid: people with a vote, a terrible sense of humour and no understanding of the consequences may write in Thomas Sanders as a joke, thus effectively wasting a vote that could be used to take Tr*mp out of office.

Oh, and if for whatever reason you’re a Fander that “doesn’t care about politics”, then first of all check your privilege at the very least you could care about Thomas?? He is a real person that could suffer very real harm not only to his brand/reputation, but also his personal safety if this petition thing gets out of hand. A similar thing happened to the author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series when a petition to change the US flag to the face of his fictional character began to gain traction. He was unaffiliated with the petition, but still received honest-to-goodness death threats. We cannot let this happen again.

Sorry if this post makes me sound angry, but it’s because I am. This is absolutely ridiculous. Please signal boost.

Old people, man

Old people will tell a story of something they did with someone they knew and it’s a funny/ cute story and then they hit you with “Yeah they’re dead now,” out of nowhere. Old people really know how to throw you off your rhythm.

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

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The sides and their dance styles

Logan can square dance, but only when he’s wearing a cowboy hat. His strongest style is popping and locking or whatever the kids call it. Ya know, those very quick jerky, precise movements that make you wonder where the dancer’s bones went. Also the robot but what else did you expect.

Virgil’s got that 1990’s New York street dancer style, the one with the boomboxes and breakdancing on a slab of cardboard. Please give him tips, the boy works hard. Lots of aggressive movements eased by a surprising fluidity.

Roman? One word. B A L L E T. Dude can lift other dancers no prob. And he LEAPS like he’s got mini trampolines hiding in his shoes. He’s power, he’s grace, and he can kick you in the face.

Patton does the fucking polka. That or a spot-on Irish tap dance jig. He likes bouncy dances and to move his feet to the groove. Move it right on down the street. He gone. He ain’t coming back.

Deceit is a master of the waltz, and when he’s feeling particularly in high spirits? Swing baby, swing! If he really wants to sweep someone off their feet, he’ll do a tasty tango. Yes lads, he’s single. Don’t know if he’s ready to mingle. You’ll have to ask.

Remus has two modes and two modes only: Flamenco dancing or the worm. There is no in between. Sometimes the worm is just his mode of movement (walking is so last year). His flamenco steps are fire though. No really, he set himself on fire during a performance once. It was his brightest idea. Ba-dum-tsss.

Bonus!

Remy is a one-man party and he’s ready to make anywhere his dancefloor at a moment’s notice. He can do every Fortnite dance without flinching. His twerk is also out of this world, galaxy tier tbh. And when the boy whips? The Earth nae-naes right back at him.

Emile doesn’t dance. His body just wiggles like the demon possessing him wasn’t ready for this much positivity and wants out. He hops too. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, someone help him.

Thomas does all the classic moves. The sprinkler, the cabbage patch, the macarena. That one move where you hold your ankle, clutch the back of your neck, and head bang all of your problems away because let’s face it, you’re not going to get to that thing you’ve been procrastinating for the past five eons. Might as well dance.

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*struts about flaunting my infant*