“fuck it’s too big” gf and “ baby it’s barely in” bf
when he holds you tighter as he fucks into you and his thrusts are getting faster and desperate snd erratic and his face is buried in ur neck and he's got a fistful of your hair and he can't stop telling you your tight, warm pussy is his and only his in needy growls
MC with a goose familiar?
they’d all cry if they got chased by your familiar
had to goose proof parts of the shop bc your familiar was being a menace
never lets Faust and your familiar be alone too long, they'd set the whole nation on fire if they were
has had to put restrictions on which parts of the shop your familiar is allowed in
still loves your familiar just like you do Faust,
probably has had to tattle on your familiar to you multiple times, walks in with them in his hands and stares at you
your familiar probably likes to interrupt him tw hen he talks to customers, it makes everyone laugh
terrified if your familiar likes to run at him and mess with him like Faust does
probably gets used to it, still jumps though
malak and your familiar have screeching contests to see who's louder
julian basically treats it like a bratty kid, which makes sense
kicked your familiar out of the room once, i don’t think he remembered geese can fly.
all in all hes terrified of your familiar unless you’re there to reign them in
your familiar makes a good weapon though, especially when he’s being chased
he just throws your familiar at people he hates and your familiar lives for it
she’s conflicted
your familiar does like her but if they’re in the room with snotty nobles it’s not a pretty sight
your familiar likes to squawk at nobles they don’t like
The servants spread rumors, if your familiar doesn’t like them then Nadia in turn thinks you’re foul
Nadia is one of two people who can get your familiar to stop yelling (you being the other)
she gets your familiar the best water and room all to themselves if they want one <33
your familiar hates the nobles, interrupts them everytime they speak
oh my god
they’re scaring the chickens please
if your familiar starts bothering the chickens he just scoops them up and gently throws them away from the chickens
your familiar gives muriel no mercy
squawks at everything in the forest until muriel decided hes had enough and gently closes their mouth
your familiar gets no peace from inanna
you can almost hear the two barking and squawking at each other
she doesn’t mind much
only cares if they make too much noise at night or bother the servants too much at work
your familiar absolutely sneaks around the kitchen for stuff to steal
pepi shows them the secret passages everywhere, you can often see the two walking somewhere together
still babies your familiar,
if they do make too much noise she squawks back at them
love hate relationship
lucio does match with your familiar and they get along around you
but once you’re out of sight your familiar is squawking and attacking Lucio like hes a threat
lucio refuses to be alone with your familiar after that
the puppies let them chase them <3
if you really wanna make your familiar feel special take some of the jewelry Lucio has and put it on them (99% of the jewelry is golden)
you can find the puppies and the goose all huddled up in some corner of the palace right after dinner
☁️ ⏆ . 🪐 ﹢
All time ever does is pass
and all you ever do is remember.
insomnia + bf eren headcanons
cw: fluff, clingy eren, smut, cunnilingus.
he isn't the type to kiss you first thing in the morning with "morning, beautiful" in fact, you wake up first to find him wrapped around you, his head would lay on your chest with strong arms snaking around you, brown hair spread out covering his face while he tries to collect your warmness
that's how eren really is in the relationship, he holds. he cuddles you where ever and whenever. you both arent good at showing emotions so touching and holding are your ways of showing love.
he is very quiet, when you first met he whispered his words to you -he found you absolutely beautiful and you took everything out of him- even when you started a relationship it still seemed he was shy, but when you saw how he was with his friends you realized he showed a lot more to you then he did to anyone
you love him so much, he has deep purple eye bags that you find handsome with shoulder-length chocolate brown hair he rarely ties up, he is surprisingly built -you find cocky guys with his body but he is anything but that. later you'd find out that working out helps him sleep better-
sleeping. eren has been diagnosed with insomnia, going on medication tho he says you're his remedy, you'd laugh and say you're flattered and that you'll never leave his side but it wasn't until you were sick you realize how much of that was true
when you had the flu he took care of you, brushing your hair with his fingers as you rested against the couch, making you soup and getting you medicine while watching bad movies with you all day, but night fell around and he retreated to your bedroom. an hour passed and you were still up thanks to coughing and a sore throat, you watched as he slowly came into view, sleepy eyes and his fingers loosely holding his pillow
"'m sorry…I can't sleep-" he got caught off guard when he saw you sitting up while opening up your blanket, a smile on your face as he walked over to snuggle with you
"you'll get sick" you warned as you softly played with his hair "I don't care"
you guys shower together. always. he gets pouty when you shower without him, making you have to cheer him up with kisses and hugs. he needs to wrap his arms around you as you both stand in the shower, he needs to kiss your neck while rubbing your body, he needs to wash your hair and he needs you to wash his.
eren loves it when you play with his hair, too shy to ask for it directly -you learned to read his mind after a couple of weeks- he'd dangle his loose hair so you'll just have to play with it
another thing he loves, is sex. it doesn't seem like it from his shy personality but the man loves some hot sticky sex with you. his favorite position is you riding him because you get tired too fast so he gets to ram into you, he loves it because you grab his hair and dig your face goes into his head while his goes into your shoulder. another favorite is missionary when he is feeling a bit calmer, he loves watching your face contort into pleasure as his cock drags in and out of your drooling hole.
another thing! cunnilingus. he loves the taste of your pussy and tries to get in between your thighs at any chance. he usually has his hand going up to grope your boobs as his tongue fucks its way into your hole, and when you cum he will lick it all up and do it again because it tastes so good.
kinks. if it wasn't obvious already he isn't so much of a dirty talker, he mumbles things like "you feel really good" and "I love you so much" tho…he does have a few kinks. hair pulling, obviously. voice, your moans bring him so fucking close. praising, you make him feel so special when you say he feels good. and surprisingly enough, breeding.
yes, once and a while when you have completely hot sex, when he is holding your legs up and fucking you like your some whore he mutters "mm, wanna get you pregnant" he isn't ready for a baby and neither are you but in that moment. he is getting you pregnant no matter what. "wanna fill you up and have a baby" "want you to have my babies"
and most importantly, eren is so deeply and so fucking in love with you.
an: i love this eren sm
thank you for all the support on this! here is the full fic I made for insomniac eren! <3
We got the lotw version now (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
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so what if there was no war and no demonic cultivation and Lan Wangji would spend a summer in Lotus Pier falling (deeper) in love with Wei Wuxian? Then what???
ME MANIFESTING THAT EVERYONE WHO SEE THIS POST GETS WHAT THEY WANT.