Smoochies For Lan Zhan ~

"bro i hate maomao shes such an awful protagonist and so annoying"

ur just a hater because if i had a face card so lethal i had to nerf my appearance everyday, a long lost father who is always trying to get closer to me, an adoptive father who i mean the world to, 3 big adoptive big sisters in a brothel (one of them being a mother figure to her), a grandmother figure who runs that brothel, the most beautiful person in the country down bad for me, all 4 concubines of the emperor love me, my coworkers love me, AND the emperor loves me and everyone regards me as an extremely talented and respectable person within my first year of working somewhere i never wanted to be in in the first place? yeah, i'd be annoying about it. jussayin

Formally meeting the in-laws, (part 1?)

Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

The art in the tgcf extras goes so hard.

From domestic fluff:

To being plagued by sexy thoughts:

To what's abstinence? Never heard of her...

if you guys know the og photo 😭☠️ i have so many mdzs shitpost art i’ve made LMAOOOO

Spoiler warning!!

This took so long with only procreate and CapCut. 😭

@duckbunny on wanting to live

companion weave

birthday comic for wen ning 🏹

it’s still april 11th in my time zone. this counts

And in MXTX-related news, this is as sweet as it is incredibly cruel! Ow, my heart!