Hes Gonna Get Ur Lying Ass

The coffin thing is so funny because I think they really do both just shed all their brain cells around each other. I don't think either of them were secretly scheming to be squished into a small space together. They just built a default coffin on autopilot and they were both too afflicted by Hanging Out With Crush Disease to think that through. And then they both got to experience Oh Gods What Did I Get Myself Into. I really like to think that Pei Ming going "why didn't you just build a bigger one?" is the first time that option actually occurred to either of them and there is something uproariously funny about brilliant smart-mouthed Hua Cheng, who can absolutely crush civil gods in debate, standing there bedraggled and drenched with seaweed and sand in his fancy super-realistic hair, presumably magicking his raging boner down, internally screaming WHY DIDN'T WE JUST BUILD A BIGGER COFFIN?!?! and outwardly going "how about you kill yourself?"

Luo Binghe: Shizun, it's been 5 years. I missed you

Shen Qingqiu, screaming internally: please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me, fuck, fuck, he's going to fucking kill me

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Lan Wangji: Wei Ying, it's been 13 years. I missed you

Wei Wuxian: Huh? Wei Ying? I never heard of the guy. Did you not see me flirting with men? I bet Wei Ying has never done that

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Hua Cheng: Dianxia, it's been 800 years. I missed you

Xie Lian: Do I know you?

Hua Cheng: ...

Hua Cheng: No.

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Bonus

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua, it's been a month. I missed y-

Shang Qinghua: HOLY SHIT MY KING, YOUR UNCLE IS GOING TO KILL ME!!

THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, I WANT IT SO BADLY

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