Xue Yang: Am I Going Too Far?

president zelensky is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch

The thing about Xie Lian and the bamboo hat is that he was the one to make the first step towards coming back to himself and trusting that people could be kind before he even had the Bamboo hat.

He gave humanity another chance by standing in the rain with a sword in his belly to see if someone would help him and he waited here for days.

Even at his worst, Xie Lian still tried and I want to cry about it.

Formally meeting the in-laws, (part 1?)

"Li Yu was a little hesitant, but Prince Jing was smilling as he walked up to him. He patted Li Yu on the head, pulled out a white jade hairpin shaped like a fish, and carefully put it in Li Yu's hair."

Maybe I should get some sleep if I read this as "re-prank your cat" and was mildly confused but then went "ok, that makes sense; where is my cucumber?"

shen yuan during the years binghe was in the abyss: ohh i’m going to die. i’m going to die so hard. why did i have to reincarnate as SHEN QINGQIU of all people?

airplane, nodding along: who would you have rather transmigrated into?

shen yuan: oh, one of binghe’s wives obviously

airplane: ??????

shen yuan: really it’s the only logical choice

airplane: ?????????????????

you could stain your hands the deepest scarlet, and I'd wash them clean for you.

and i'll take it all, baby doll

whatever's been weighin' you down

Honestly i love how hua cheng can literally solo all the heavenly officials in both battle and wits and they know it, like this is a fact for all heavenly officials to know

Like its not just a rumor or whatever, he can and did kick their holy asses into oblivion canonically

I imagine whoever ascends as a new deity gets a tiny So You've Become a God booklet that contains several rules on etiquette but also a big font, bold letter, red text on "Do Not Piss Off Crimson Rain Sought Flower, You Will Die Even If You're Immortal!!!!!"

One of the few screenshots I took when I was reading Heaven Official’s Blessing for the first time.

Someone on twitter said QYZ looks baked as hell and now I can’t unsee it.