Soapeca - Most Normal Person Ever (lie)

do you think they asked him to pose like this or he just did that

Tumblr may be a little slow rn. It is currently experiencing 8 people at once!!

Pokémon Asks

Pokédex: Your perfect/favorite team

Exp. Share: Your first Pokémon game & when you played it

Lucky Egg: Your gym theme/team

Premier Ball: Favorite Gen I Pokémon

Pokéball: Favorite Gen II Pokémon

Great Ball: Favorite Gen III Pokémon

Cherish Ball: Favorite Gen IV Pokémon

Friend Ball: Favorite Gen V Pokémon

Luxury Ball: Favorite Gen VI Pokémon

Moon Ball: Favorite Gen VII Pokémon

Ultra Ball: Favorite Pseudo-legendary(ies)

Master Ball: Favorite Legendary(ies)

Apricorn: Favorite Fossil Pokémon

Bug Buzz: Favorite Bug type(s)

Dark Pulse: Favorite Dark type(s)

Draco Meteor: Favorite Dragon types(s)

Volt Switch: Favorite Electric types(s)

Moonblast: Favorite Fairy types(s)

Close Combat: Favorite Fighting types(s)

Flamethrower: Favorite Fire types(s)

Aerial Ace: Favorite Flying types(s)

Shadow Ball: Favorite Ghost types(s)

Razor Leaf: Favorite Grass types(s)

Earthquake: Favorite Ground types(s)

Powder Snow: Favorite Ice types(s)

Extreme Speed: Favorite Normal types(s)

Venoshock: Favorite Poison types(s)

Extrasensory: Favorite Psychic types(s)

Power Gem: Favorite Rock types(s)

Gyro Ball: Favorite Steel types(s)

Hydro Pump: Favorite Water types(s)

i want to soak him in milk and chuck him against a wall

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

Reasons i like bugs:

1: wild animals you can touch sometimes????

2: look like if cars were small & alive

3: weird little guys that don’t know what’s going on. I relate to this

4: do not judge or often even comprehend you but as a wide surface to land on

5: neverending supply of new bug facts because there are so many of them. there are more species of weevil than there are species of vertebrate. look outside, that’s bugs

6: look at their feet up close LOOK at them. Paws

7: shapes and colors the likes of which youve never seen before

8: every bug is cool. the secret to finding beauty isn’t looking farther it’s looking closer

9: evolution wise quite frankly they get silly with it

10: stupid beady little eyes. delightful creatures

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