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Why is this so cute

Batman: Crime is abnormaly quiet today, one more round and we should go home, chum.

Robin (Jason): A-Okay. I may even have time to read a bit before going to bed.

Batman: I'll think about it.

Robin: We could go to Bat Burguer! Di-Nightwing said they have an amazing chocolate milkshake.

Batman: I don't know, Robin...

Robin: I'm sure they have banana milkshake as well or something fruity.

Batman: Hm

Robin: I knew it!

Batman: Hm??

Robin: You are a fruit bat.

Batman: what?

Robin: I was reading a book about animals and they say that of the 1200 known species of bats only three are vampire bats. You are too normal to be a vampire bat. Also vampire bats are smaller and you are very big and vampire bats move solo and while you like to prented to be moody and lonley you have me, Agent A, Batgirl and Nightwing and that just in Gotham. So you are a fruit bat. And you love fruity things.

Batman: *smilling* I suppose.

Robin: And that means we are going to drink the milkshakes because you can't refuse fruit things!

Batman: Because I'm a fruit bat.

Robin: Yeah!!

----- [somewhere in the future] ----

Robin (Damain): I'm the son of Batman, I'll drink your blood, Hood.

Red Hood: Nah, B's totally a fruit bat and as the "blood son" that just means you like banana milkshake, sorry demon brat.

Batman: *in the background, accidentaly listens* *happy hm*

Why he cute it’s illegal 0^0

Random au doodles (I think I'm calling this au truthful healer or something)

May joker !!!NOT!!! Rest In Peace

And yes he had this coming

And good job Danny

And lol Danny is about to be stalked by bats and birds

Part 1

Before Danny met any Bats or Wayne’s

Danny walking the Gotham streets: “hmm, my sense are tingling” turn’s around to slap something only to see nothing and walks away.

Joker, who was behind Danny, about to kidnap Danny cartoon style only to be slapped on to oncoming traffic by the Dick Grayson look alike: “uh oh”

Random TikTok user on live about to do a face reveal only to see his comment section going wild to look behind him: “huh” looks behind him and sees the joker get slapped into oncoming traffic. “Oh- realization -OH MY GOD!!!”

Random TikTok user goes over to the Joker and starts checking his breathing: “oh my god ohmygod!!! THE JOKER IS DEAD!!!!

Meanwhile at Wayne Manor:

In the end he makes him cry of laughter and joy

Prompt/idea if anyone wants to adopt it

I didn't plan to share anything today BUT this idea is holding me at gun Point.

This is held with Dorohedoro, Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro, and Soul Eater logic.

Kaito decides to ask Akako one day why she calls Shinichi "The demon of light" because is overdramatic to hear that every time she talks about Shinichi. 

Akako no longer has an interest in making Kaito life impossible so she decides to be nice, for now.

"Is because he IS a demon, well, almost" 

"Explain in a way I can understand, with apples and pears if you need to do so"

"Well, all humans are born with magic, but they lose the ability to control it the moment they shed tears, so, very early, those who overcome this big obstacle can learn to control magic, like a witch or a sorcerer."

"aha"

"...but above witches and sorcerers, there are demons, demons magic is... another level, is possible for a sorcerer to become a demon if they overcome a set of trials, those are different for everyone, but share one thing in common, the no use of magic for a prolonged frame of time" 

"Aha...?"

"Now, your... friend, can use magic but doesn't believe in it, so he doesn't use it, he is passing the test to become a demon with no problem, the only thing missing is for him to complete the other trial, but it looks like he is completing it too without realizing it"

"Ah? How?"

"I asked Lucifer one time, his other trial is to eat more than 1000 mysteries, he does by resolving them, a few more and he is going to complete the trial"

"...Are you telling me that Meitantei had resolved almost 1000 cases?! that's like a record---NO, WAIT, what happens if he becomes a demon?"

"Well, he'll lose his humanity, isn't it obvious? Love, empathy, compassion, all those human traits... gone, is a bit numbing, but he would be rewarded with magic beyond our imagination"

Kaito is feeling true terror

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"

"Why I would tell you? you never asked"

"How we fix it?!"

"Easy, you make him cry so he becomes full human, or you make him do magic, I prefer if you make him cry, I don't like the idea of competition." 

Making Shinichi cry becomes the hardest thing ever, but Kaito is going to do it)?

Note: Akako sees Shinichi with little horns. For her is obvious.

Note2: If anyone decides to adopt it, you can pick any ending, but if you wish to know my preference... in my mind is easier to make Shinichi do magic than to make him cry, lol, but Kaito doesn't know that. 

The rest of Fem!Deku (here’s the color page), and some cultural notes, 5 pages total. Warnings for mentions of groping and implied murder below~ 

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Something I've seen in fics a few times but not for comedic effect is the idea that Constantine selling his soul so many times makes him look/feel Wrong to ghosts.

Like I love various Danny ghost shenanigans giving Constantine a heart attack in stories but just imagine that Constantine is like deeply, deeply unsettling for Ghosts & Liminals to be around.

To the point of whenever he and Danny meet for the first time at the Watchtower after Danny's joined the League, Constantine just walks in and upon turning to look at who just walked in Danny just shrieks like a small child and throws a chair at him out of reflex, diving behind Captain Marvel to use him as a magical human meat shield while screeching "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" At the top of his lungs and doesn't stop until Batman makes Constantine leave.

Even after Zantanna explains Constantine's whole deal and Danny explains to the Justice League how totally fucked up that looks/feels like to him ("Dude, Ghosts are their core, for us you see that before you see the shape of whoever you're talking to. Like, imagine someone walks up to you with a face that looks like it's made out of a shattered plate and the pieces are bleeding"

Or like, imagine instead it's a thing were Jason and Jazz are dating and Jazz, Danny & Elle are invited over for a nice meet the family brunch - "Brunch is fun and casual!" Dick insisted, "Way less intimidating than if we had them over for dinner!") and Constantine pops in to talk to Bruce about a case.

And the second he walks into the room all three just shriek like they're from an episode of Scooby Doo.

Elle takes one look at Constantine and just nopes out of there so hard she doesn't even gk intangible as she throws herself out the window and starts flying for the hills. Danny screeches like a cat whose tail has been stepped on and jumps onto the ceiling and scrambles away. Jazz screams like a house wife from an old Looney Tunes cartoon and starts climbing Jason like a tree - which is a bit of a problem since she's half a foot taller than Jay and throwing his center of balance off a bit and now half of the plates are smashed on the floor.

Jason doesn't even notice though because he also is losing his shit over what the fuck that thing is and unlike Elle is far more interested in Fight rather than Flight and pulls out a gun - "Why'd you bring a gun to brunch?! Guns aren't fun or casual!" - and just starts unloading on Constantine (who is very lucky Jason has switched to non lethal rounds and that he's quick enough with his spells to largely keep most of the rubber bullets from hitting him) also while screaming at the top of his lungs.

And well, turns out Jason's new girlfriend is the older sister of that ghost hero the League's been looking to recruit and Bruce is gonna take advantage of that - Phantom has been hard to pin down, which is fair, bad history with government agencies trying to kill him and all - to talk to him about a place with JL, though first he's going to have to get him down from the ceiling and that'd be a lot easier if Constantine would just leave already, they are supposed to be having a family brunch this is his one day off!

(Elle screams her all the way to Metropolis and doesn't stop until she nearly knocks Superman out of the sky. He isn’t really sure what's going on, but he does manage to calm her down and takes her to go get some ice cream. When he pitches joining JL she tells him that she thinks he's kinda lame but that Superboy is cool so she's down. It's...honestly kinda devastating but Clark manages to get through it.

A note gets made when the two ghost heroes officially join the League that partnerships with Constantine should be kept at an absolute minimum.)

And lol yeah, just, Constantine being utterly terrifying to Danny and the Pham

I neees more

Project R AU where Danny is a clone created from the DNA of all the Robins past and present by the drs Fenton when they were teenagers.

Upon realizing the child they had made was going to be used as a weapon for evil they quickly and quietly packed up thier family and belongings and jumped ship to a new dimention with the kid after putting him in stasis so he was essentially frozen in time.

Later on little Jazz finds the baby in the tank and assumes the stork had made a delivery and flips the switch to release him from stasis so he can finish growing. A week later the pod beeps and she brings him out of the storage room as a chubby healthy baby and her parents loose thier minds for a bit.

Danny grows up normally...well not really but you get what I mean. Maddie makes sure Danny knows how to fight and wouldn't take no for an answer. No matter how much Danny complained that he wanted to play video games, go to the park with his friends or that Jazz didn't have to fight, she would never relent. Maddie knows she's nowhere near the level of a fully trained assasin but she wanted to give Danny every leg up she could.

She knew he would need it. Call it a mothers intuition.

Well, crap happens. Vlad outs Danny as Phantom and it ends very poorly for the wannabe vampire. Danny escapes into the GZ but just barely and is forced to leave his old life behind but not before Jazz tells him about what she had recently learned about Project: R.

The portals are destroyed and Danny flees to his home dimension in search of his fathers. Unfortunately when he gets there he learns most of his fathers are dead, only Damian Al Ghul and Jason Todd remaining, both having very strained relationships with thier own father Bruce Wayne and everything has gone to crap.

Theres an evil dictator in red and blue ruling the world and they're the reason two of his dads are dead. So he decides to rip the symbol off his chest, put on a mask and make his big debut as Phantom.

How you may ask?

By killing the evil Superman and his cronies on live television and announcing that he's the child of Project: R and what that means.

Damian finds Phantom in Bludhaven looking for him and asking him to take him in only to get refused. Damian fears that Bruce might try to turn Danny against him so is hesitant to get close emotionally.

Jason has no such concerns and scoops him up before Bruce can dress him like a traffic light. They then have the superhero talk and Phantom says he wants to be a anti-hero not a superhero. He already tried that one and it sucked so much. Jason definitely didn't like the fact his kid had been a superhero at any point but finding out pretty much all the adults in Dannys life had failed him so hard made Jay fly into a rage.

Bruce tries to go for custody but fails. Dannys doesn't like how the Titans treat Damian so he steals all the ABBA cds from the tower and makes off like a thief in the night. When they discover this they flip out because those were Dicks and they became practically sacred after he died.

Danny decided to cause problems on purpose. Such acts include:

1. Turning all the furniture in the common rooms of the Titans Tower into hyper realistic cake so when they sat on it/tried to turn on the TV, ect they'd be in for a suprise.

2. Stealing all the tires off of every vehicle Bruce owned and giving them to Jason/whoever was down on thier luck and couldn't afford to change thier tires. Danny says he has "a legacy to uphold" while balancing on the top of on of the tires as he runs it across Gotham

3. Torments Black Mask and Slade. Somehow all thier homes and safe houses are filled with beans. Yes, beans. Whenever they are in Gotham they get beaned in the face with a pickle. (This is worse for BM cause ya'know)

They have no idea whos doing this or why.

Ras Al Ghul is not amused by the pickleing but does not get beanified cause Danny doesn't know where most of his places are so he gets A LOT of pickles thrown at him every chance Danny gets.

4. Danny decides Damian requires lots of snuggles and just turns intangible whenever Damian tries to pry him off. Multiple people keep comparing him to Dick and its starting to get on Dannys nerves. He has three other dads to compare him to and Dick isn't even the only dead one! What about Tim??? He wants to learn about Tim! He demands his fathers tell him about themselves and Tim

I don’t know if you’ll read this but Thank you for answering my question and I did not break into her head I just liked the little details you put into the NPC/egg pie cookie and I am a pure vanilla fan so I took notice.

ps keep up the hard work your doing great

I want to ask if it possible that egg-pie cookie/NPC is In anyway related to pure vanilla cookies they look similar like a possible distinct ancestor like a great aunt or something they share the same hair color and have similar style the only glaring difference being the eyes.

I think it would be a fun idea that maybe they could be related and future shadow milk won’t find out about it for like a super long time and just chuck up their similarities to coincidence And be shocked later on when they see pure vanilla family tree and see her on it as they have very different personality and shadow milk questioning how he can possible related to her

I think is a funny idea

PS I love you art it super cute and funny keep up the great work :)

Okay first of all-☝️(- - when did you break in to my headspace-( °-°)

Okay for my answer: yeah your not far of with ur guess actually- it was actually pretty close,

She's more of like a really faaar distant relative of PV (how I'll manage to bring it up tho in the story tho will depend if I manage to reach that part :v, but I do have a plan for that in mind ᐕ)

as for the second part: I'm not gonna say anything so far, but thats an interesting guess haha ^▽^)

This I need more please

happy valentines' day to them

a short comic

This boy needs help and love advice, and confidence 

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