Yellowjackets Ship Names Are So Boring So I’ve Proposed Some Alternatives:

critqal's bottoms - ruby cruz - "hazel" | interview

ohhhh you want taylor swift and jack antonoff to stop working together so much? do you also want the sun and the moon to stop working together? do you think snoopy and woodstock should part ways?

thinking about "i even got a family of my own. i love them more than anything :/" with the tortured expression on owen's face and the fact that we never meet this family because they're not real in a way that matters. the LG TV product placement during this scene was almost distracting, but then owen lifts the box so the phrase "life's good" is in frame, and you can see so clearly that life is not good for this person fhjdkfnf

people criticising the world-building in bottoms as if that wasn't the entire Point. it's supposed to be stupid and silly. the classes are 10 minutes long, their textbooks were all burnt conveniently, no-one has parents except hazel, nobody gives a fuck if jeff's car burnt down or if they killed a bunch of guys, etc etc. it's supposed to be silly in the way shitty romcoms usually are! and it fucks so

anyone else thinking about effie spending 24 years watching haymitch completely fall apart. effie, who met haymitch by accident, who knows exactly what kind of person he is, who sees him every year on his birthday for 24 years and each year he’s drunker, each year he’s angrier, each year he’s faster to give up. and then they get katniss and peeta. peeta, who is kind and open and understanding, who refuses to give up on haymitch. and katniss, who is so much like haymitch at 16 that it hurts. and over the few days they’re together, effie watches haymitch come back to life. watches him try. watches him have hope. and then they get to keep not one but both of those kids. they get to come home. and then, less then a year later, effie pulls haymitch’s name at the reaping.

Rip Mari Ibarra you would've loved the popularization of the word cunt

I know what you're doing. What's that? Minetta's Ploy. Your opponent thinks that they know you, thinks they can anticipate your next move, but you keep frustrating those expectations. Sounds pretty frustrating. Yeah, can be frustrating. Especially if you've been, like, aching to fight them for a while now, but circumstances keep denying them the opportunity. Maybe forces them to make a mistake, or leaves them vulnerable to something unexpected. That's the strategy. I love you.

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

Yellowjackets isn't that crazy tbh that's just what a girl sleepover is like

me if u even care…