Harlan. Please. This is a romance. They are in love.
He's like "oh guys, Arthur and John won't be a thing" but then make John want to kill a man cuz he gave Arthur the least amount of romantic attention
I was looking through the malevolent wiki and I'm pretty sure arthur has been punched the same amount of times he has fallen down a hole and gotten seriously injured. Can't be healthy.
Kayne having a field day over here
Our boys have been through so much shit, and for what, more shit??? Like goddammit when are they going to catch a motherfucking break. Can they have a weekend or something??? A nice experience for once in their lives??? Like yeah sure they're not perfect, but I feel at this point the punishment is insane overkill. My shaylas :(
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So we were wrong, but like not THAT far off
Okay so my mom of all people had the crazy idea that maybe, just maybe, Alexander the Owl was in fact KAYNE. As in Kanye might not be able to fully manifest in that time period/place, so he inhabits Alexander the Owl as a way to keep an eye on Arthur and the gang. Because think about it, he's always there when major things happen (minus all the hag stuff, but you could argue she had some sort of power to keep him out), and he's still following them around. This also makes the fact that Arthur is trying so so hard to befriend him that much more funny, because I can 100% see kayne roasting the ever-loving SHIT out of him when he reveals himself.
John and Arthur's dynamics are so fucking good, like they kinda just oscillate violently between "soulmates who'd kill for each other, who'd DIE for each other if it meant the other would be okay" and "bitterly divorced couple who physically can't restrain themselves from inserting themselves into the other's lives simply to cause them the most amount of pain" and it's beautiful.
He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured
absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (
go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!
I was like "I love you" to my partner and they said "I love you" and I was like "Prommy?" And they were like "I pr--" and then they physically recoiled from me and looked at me like