What Do You Call A Royal Stoner?

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

Things I've heard/ seen in band

"I need some dickin dots"

"Tuba twerkin"

"You can call me Crackhead Chris!"

"Its not our fault she has no knees!"

Really intense uno battles 

"Arm circles just got a whole lot more sexy."

Throwing chips and screaming " CHIP!!"

"I cant practice right now, I'm at war!"

Circling around one person chanting "SACRIFICE, SACRIFICE!!" while on guy comes in saying "Bow to the tuba god!"

Screaming random songs at the top of our lungs

"Why would you want to be white?"

Randomly breaking out into the star spangled banner while one kid stands in the corner doing the Nazi salute 

"Orange justice noises"

"Steven doesn't breathe, he photosynthesizes"

One girl busting her lip by smacking herself in the face with her baritone 

"Your yee yee country now!"

"Ok hes gone, now you can kill each other"

*girl sneezes* "Damn Emma shut the fuck up"

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

If the universe is constantly expanding, what is it expanding into???

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

So, one time when I was like 7 my cousin and I were playing with nerf guns, and there was only one rule, dont shoot each other in the face. Well let me just tell you, I absolutely loathe my cousin(she knows what she did). So naturally I shoot her right in the face then I get in trouble. My moms like "what do you say" and I look up real slow with a big grin on my face and go "bullseye"

Apparently an appropriate response to "just live, laugh love" is not "I'd rather die, cry, hate"

When Sherry Johnson was eleven, she found one day that she’s gonna marry a 20-year-old member of her church who had raped her. She became pregnant and in order to avoid investigation and criminal case, her family and church officials decided to make the girl a legal wife of this monster.

“My mom asked me if I wanted to get married, and I said, ‘I don’t know, what is marriage, how do I act like a wife?’” Johnson remembers today, many years later. “She said, ‘Well, I guess you’re just going to get married.’” 

However, her case is one of thousand cases of child marriage. According to statistics, children 16 and under are still being married in Florida at a rate of one every few days.

Johnson and her family also attended a conservative Pentecostal church and that other girls of a similar age periodically also married. One girl said when she was 10 she was raped by both a minister and a parishioner and later gave birth to a daughter. There were all documents confirming her and her child’s age, but still, the judge approved the marriage to end the rape investigation, telling her, “What we want is for you to get married.”

And nevertheless, America prefers to interfere in other countries’ internal affairs, like in Syria, calling it “defending freedom” rather than to change states’ laws and to protect American children from rape, coercion and molestation. 

Today, Johnson is campaigning for a state law to stop underage marriage that has already become a norm in some states.

Please, help me to raise awareness to this issue. No one can remain indifferent to the problem of child molestation. 

#StopChildMarriage  #StopChildAbuse