Surprise Oocc Aa Post That’s Been In My Drafts For Like. A Year Now

missed opportunity by capcom to let apollo be lovingly bullied by his bff

the result of intense brainstorming

it’s foolproof!

[ID1: A one-panel comic featuring white characters on a gray-to-blue gradient background, with light blue shading. It depicts Apollo Justice and Clay Terran from Ace Attorney. Apollo is hunched over a legal bench, expression frustrated and forearms braced against the wood. He glares over at Clay as he says through gritted teeth, “Me as a lawyer: ‘now why the fúck would my client do that’.” (screenshot of twitter user Str0ka) Clay is behind the witness stand. He pokes his pointer fingers together in front of himself, sticking his tongue out in a smiling expression with closed eyes. He is blushing slightly and going “hehe.” ID2: A one-panel comic featuring Clay Terran from Ace Attorney, colored with flats on a bright blue gradient background. He is wearing his astronaut suit without the helmet. He grins proudly and gestures with one hand, the Hat-1 capsule under his other arm. Sparkles are next to his face. He announces, “My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that ‘I’m young, I’m fantastic, and I’m never gonna die’. This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I’ll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way.” (screenshot of tumblr user teaboot) /End ID]

unfortunately he was very serious

inspired by that one meme about the types of men that women are most attracted to

look man the swords great i love swords too but its clearly not working for you

[ID 1: Ace Attorney characters drawn over a twitter screenshot. The tweet, from user hoshiumisexy, reads “i had a roommate who was a blacksmith and he kept a sword under his bed and just had knives lying around. one time he got cut by his sword and we had to take him to the ER and he was so smug because the doctor was like “that was a really really sharp knife it cut so cleanly.” In the corner of the tweet, Athena Cykes and Simon Blackquill’s faces are doodled. Athena looks exasperated and has her mouth open to speak. Simon has his eyes closed and is humming with a smug grin. ID 2: A two-panel comic, featuring flat-color Ace Attorney characters on a red-to-grey gradient background. In the first panel, Simon Blackquill, shown from the chest up, brandishes his sword and gestures to it with his free hand. He smugly speaks a text post by tumblr user yourhourisup, which reads, “while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade.” The back of Athena’s head is visible and shows anime sweat-drops. In the second panel, Athena is visible from the chest up and Simon is visible from the waist up. Athena puts her hand on Simon’s shoulder. She looks concerned. Simon now looks annoyed and confused as he lowers his sword, the hand that was previously gesturing clenched into a fist. He speaks tumblr user yourhourisup’s follow-up post, adding, “what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms.” /End ID]

klavier.

hes very good at flirting and by flirting i mean causing problems on purpose

i will give the animators 12 american dollars if this is how the inevitable final faceoff with Striker goes down

asking some real questions