Men who admit their faults ππ€
for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like βokβ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5β4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in my maths class and i was struggling with a maths problem because i had been sick earlier that week and he told me if i paid attention or even showed up to class that i would understand it anyway i wore 5 inch sparkly heels and the only thing he said to me was βthis is because of grade 9 right?β and i said that it was and i am glad he knew exactly where he went wrong
the zoo is closed forever because a zookeeper developed psychic powers and is using her mind to fling penguins at anyone who tries to stop her
I'm doing this the moment i get my car π
Full offense but some of you would run upstairs when pursued by a murderer
Are you taken?
Yes, taken for granted.
i don't know how to show affection so imma just bite u
WHAT!!!!