Forget "I don't know how many more, just gotta make it to Friday, I have in me". I don't know how many days I have left in me period.
After the better part of a three month job search, the only outfit that even bothered to contact me so far is from the same industry I'm trying to leave forever.
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
(pirate voice) YARR JIGGLE ME TIDDERS