Smolgoosegirl - Goose Girl

Can't wait to hear my (actual) Mothers voice..

"ItS jUsT a PhAsE, @queenpuppygoo CoRUpPtEd YoU"

Ohh yeee she did!

"My son turned out fine."

Ma'am, your daughter wants to be a floret.

Im the one on the butt

let's all lay on mama

Every time I see this picture, I get milf-y vibes.. and then I want to get destroyed..

My experiences so far of trans acceptance in my small South Devon UK conservative town..

*Ask the nice makeup lady if she could colour match my skin to a foundation*

*spend 50 minutes discussing trans stuff over many makeup suggestions, colour matches my girlfriend as well, couldn't be more accepting*

I have a bit more hope for my future each day as long as I keep fighting for it.

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

Two healthy dinners Mommy made me recently 😵😍 we are both trying our best to lose excess puppy pounds!

April 12th - 20.5st/130kg/287 pounds

May 2nd - 18.11st/119.29kg/262 pounds

Dinner #1 - A lovely salmon fishcake filled with Hollandaise sauce, with fresh cherry tomatoes, oven cooked asparagus and new potatoes, tossed in an assortment of seasonings and olive oil.

Dinner #2 - A delicious piece of cod topped with assorted seasonings and mushrooms, with asparagus and accompanying bed of rice.. I was surprised to find out how much of the flavour the lemon bought out of the fish.

It's been a weird few weeks, I knew something was wrong but "Hey all you gotta do is want to dress up like a girl and be more feminine in all aspects of your life" and I can't overstate how much happier I am.

@dammitkat1e described my behaviour the last 8/9 months as "You basically weren't there" and it's a scary thing to think about, I'm glad I can experience any emotion again that isn't dulled by the devil's lettuce or boooze

🥰♥️ Dîtzï time!

with the new pope being elected just a reminder you can’t make fun of trans people choosing their names because you literally just get to choose a pope name