Smelly-teabag - Bee!!!

Mari to Shauna as soon as she dies and gets to the Afterlife:

by ryanresatka

yurimaxxing 😭

it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

nat coming back all holy jolly from the cliff just to find out mari died giving her enough time to call for help..oh marinat how i love you so dearly

my girl is so hot it makes me fucking insane

she sends me one picture and i’m wanting to fuck into her like a desperate whore????

she’s so fine i can’t

her waist? her hips? her stomach? her fucking thighs? her hands??? her pretty face? i’m UNWELL

imtotallyfinefuckme

shauna's downfall being the most middle-aged mom mistake possible (not knowing how to properly delete a file)