Smelly-teabag - Bee!!!

Mari lore goes absolutely crazy when you realize the only things we know about her pre-crash is:

1) Mari was in the room with her sick baby cousin when she started dying

And 2) she got dumped so the guy could be with his cousin

IM A LESBIAN!!!

Marinat truly does be serving "petty hater lowkey idiot mean girl who is actually an empathetic and caring person deep down" x "rebellious and misunderstood outsider with a heart of gold" realness I think they should kiss.

oh this is also an old one

on my knees begging to be someone’s butch husband. i have a carnal desire to fix things around the house in my boxers. make sure my femme’s gas tank is full. mow the lawn in shorts in and a wife pleaser. build a coop for the chickens she rescued. plant vegetables in our little garden. cook meals on lazy weekends. cuddle while watching a movie. enjoy the easy silence between us.

Mari to Shauna as soon as she dies and gets to the Afterlife:

stealing from twitter

I need a butch who will write the cutest, cheesiest posts about me online, post my photos to their stories captioning them "look how cute my femme is", keep my pictures in their wallet, bag, pocket, everywhere and anywhere they'd want to keep me, one who will let me use their arm & neck as a shade and scent tester during a makeup and perfume haul, one who I could wrap my scarf around when they're cold and one that would fan me with anything they got on their hands when I'm fatigued and hot.

Woke up with a visceral need to be holding a pretty girl while she puts little sleepy kisses on my neck