Yes, I Wanna Be Called A Good Girl. No, I’m Not Gonna Wear Lingerie Or Makeup For You, Just My Boxers

Franz Kafka, 1912

shauna's downfall being the most middle-aged mom mistake possible (not knowing how to properly delete a file)

we don’t need billionaires, we need a self-sustaining lesbian commune with a community garden and a cat rescue

my girl is so hot it makes me fucking insane

she sends me one picture and i’m wanting to fuck into her like a desperate whore????

she’s so fine i can’t

her waist? her hips? her stomach? her fucking thighs? her hands??? her pretty face? i’m UNWELL

imtotallyfinefuckme

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

fav cod character?

understand that i am looking through the lens of ‘all the male characters in this franchise are beautiful women, actually’ when i say it’s krueger, könig, or soap.

Oh to be called boy in a lesbian way. Handsome in a butch sort of manner. A dyke type of boyfriend. A lesbian guy. Dude. Husband. Please

would u join her cult