You’re A Kowboy (kermit Cowboy) Like Me

You’re A Kowboy (kermit Cowboy) Like Me

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4 years ago

I bet you do like tits you little bitch

well of course i do but what the fuck does this mean are you okay

4 years ago

Sabbat Bread 🖤

Here is a really simple bread recipe that I make on almost all sabbats. At its base it is focaccia so you can add different herbs for different properties or times of the year.

Sabbat Bread 🖤

What you’ll need:

A large pan

Three large bowls

3 1/3 cups of water (preferably at 110°F or 43°C, but you can honestly just turn your sink as hot as it will go and this will work)

2 teaspoons of sugar/honey

3 1/2 cups of flour

2 1/4 teaspoons of yeast (or one 1 oz packet)

1/4 cup of olive oil

2 teaspoons of coarse sea salt (if using table salt, only use 1 teaspoon.)

2 teaspoons of minced garlic

A sprig of fresh rosemary (1 tablespoon of dried)

How to make:

Pour water and sugar into a large bowl, mix until dissolved. Lightly stir in yeast. Let stand for 5-10 minutes until yeast has foamed.

In another bowl mix together flour and two teaspoons of salt.

Slowly stir in half of the flour salt mixture, then add 1/4 a cup of olive oil. Continue to combine while adding the rest of the flour mixture.

Before kneading the bread by hand, cover a different bowl in a thin layer of olive oil and set aside.

Flour your hands and begin kneading the mixture, continue adding additional flour if the dough is too wet.

When the dough no longer sticks to your hands transfer dough to the oiled bowl and cover with a damp towel.

Leave dough to rise in a warm area for an hour.

After the dough has risen, transfer this to a oiled pan that you plan to bake the bread in. The pan can be a cast iron skillet, glass cake pan, it doesn’t matter!

Let bread rise for another 20 minutes.

Preheat oven to 400°F or 204°C.

Use your fingers to press holes all over the dough. Do not worry about hitting the bottom of the pan, press holes all around the dough until it is spread out evenly throughout the pan.

Cover the dough in a light layer of olive oil, salt, garlic and rosemary.

Cook the bread for 25 minutes, or until golden brown.

Let rest for 10 minutes, remove from pan and enjoy!

Metaphysical Properties:

Not everything you cook has to be magick, but if you do intend on practicing make sure to cleanse your kitchen and set your intentions throughout the process!

Garlic is a feminine protective and purifying root.

Rosemary has healing properties and is known for its feminine energy, it is also used for clearing the mind.

Sea Salt is traditionally used for protection and banishment. It’s ties with the ocean and femininity make this bread good for full moons.

Other Notes~

You can use a stand mixer if you have a dough attachment instead of kneading by hand.

Serve with a mixture of olive oil, parmigiana cheese and red pepper flakes to dip.


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2 years ago

why are ouija boards the hard line that all non-witchy people seem to have


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3 years ago

Warning, I am not very good at writing my thoughts so this is a little all over the place.

There’s something so sweet and childlike about the reveal of Lily and James’ death. You have this 11 year old boy who’s gone his whole life being abused and unwanted. He has no memories of his parents and the only thing he really knows is they died in a car accident. Petunia and Vernon barely talked about them but when they did it was always with distraste. Even with all that, Harry still has love for his parents and at some point in his life likely fantasized about being able to grow up with them instead. He then finds out that they died not only to save him, but they were apart of this great magical world that would let him escape from this abuse. Believing that your parents will always be there to come and rescue you is something so innocent. Harry getting to experience that is so beautiful.


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3 years ago

Nate apologizing to Maddie after pulling that shit made me want to vomit. That whole scene was fucking insane.


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2 years ago

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4 years ago

PLEASE where’s the photo of George beating tf outta malfoy on the quidditch pitch, I know I didn’t make that shit up- I CANT FIND IT


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4 years ago
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4 years ago
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