Not Very New Hyperfixation Rediscovered Write A Poem Abt It

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

an argonian, khajiit, and dunmer walk into a bar

An event happened to me tonight

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

your ligaments

I just went to what might be the nicest petco I’ve ever been to (super nice enclosures, very active and healthy animals) and met this starfish. This isn’t sped up. He was actually going this fast.

THESE PLACES USED TO SEEM SO FAMILIAR; NOW I LOOK FOR YOU IN THE DARK