This Moment From One Of Scorpy's VHS Viewings Sticks In My Mind As An Example Of Just Fantastic Editing

pissing hard or hardly pissing am i right ladies! *puts my phone down* *gets up* *walks to the kitchen* *takes out a loaf of bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *opens my fridge* *takes out my ham* *outs it on the counter* *takes out my cheese* *puts it on the counter* *closes the fridge* *opens the container of ham* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it in the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* hmm... i dont need that much *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *opens the cheese bag* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *puts the other bread on it* *picks up the sandwich* *carries it to my chair* *sits in my chair* *open my laptop* *put my laptop on my lap* *open up firefox* *open up youtube* *search for "legend of zelda phantom hourglass lets play"* *hit search* *click on first playlist* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *finishes sandwich* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video*

so my dumb ass thought it’d be fun to set up a mod for Beat Saber that makes my computer bluescreen on any missed note.

and then my chat started throwing doritos at me

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

Because I’ve lost control of my life

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Sent to Mirage <3

Poses based off of a selfie of me and one of the besties lmao I'm V1 she's V2

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here