Friends~💫

500 year slumber

actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion

a giant, glass shattering noise comes from the sky that is unmistakably the smash bros announcer saying “KING DEDEDE”. it makes headlines worldwide and people are scared. scientists find that the source of the noise was a dead star 2.7 billion light years away

hey sorry i can't come to that thing on saturday. yeah im being executed on friday. yeah it's because i made a joke but it came off as way meaner than i expected. if you want we could grab coffee thursday though. huh? oh a million billion explosions. yeah seemed a little much to me too but whatever.

Love fablehaven because every character is like gotta find the artifacts gotta find the artifacts fast while Seth is like I Am Thirteen Years Old and I Can Hear The Voices

"poyo" is such a raw line youd think it comes from some shakespearean tragedy but no it actually comes from kirby

save a horse

Freminet and his new lil friend