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in bad polari - lauren bousfield | source

The Hazbin Hotel Valentine cards are WILD!

i'm sorry that i haven't posted any art in a while

i did peel a kiwi the other day using my fingernails tho it took like 20 minutes it really wasn't worth it

why was this so terrifying to witness o-o

Come and See Him

i see so many aesthetic care packages and the like and none of them pertain to me (slimly smelly solitary swamp beast) so i'm going to make my own. here we go.

swamp monsters care package

1: webbed gloves (finger gaps are overrated)

2: those foot flipper things (humans swim too slow)

3: inflatable pool (see #4)

4: duckweed (fill up pool and put duckweed in it. at home swamp)

5: swamp monster mask (obviously)

6: whatever this shaggy camo is called (the spanish moss always falls into the water and tangles around me)

ok i think thats it.

i decided to make some vent art for the first time in like years o-o

okay but like look at them

i learnt about estuarine catfish today and i felt inspired ya'll should look them up - they're very silly lil' guys :}

i learnt about estuarine catfish today and i felt inspired ya'll should look them up - they're very silly lil' guys :}

a redo of a drawing i made three years ago!

i hope it's obvious which one is the new one o-o

ya'll may have some flowers :3

Nature/moss themed stimboard bc I need to go outside to NOT touch grass, but to touch moss. (But I can’t bc I’m sick as heck)

i've been working on a choose-your-own-adventure story inconsistently for about three years now, and i decided to make this character for it. he is the god of time and he fits into 36 different tumblr sexyman tropes. i wanted to make him a very basic tumblr sexyman and i think i succeeded.

do you like him

i made an anglerfish sculpture for school it took a few weeks of me working on it for a few hours everyday but holy heck i actually finished it it also serves as a semi-functional mask

the process involved trecking through a hell made of paper-mache while sacrificing many packets of air-dry clay and half a bottle of black paint and i'm not entirely sure that it was worth it but i'm still proud.

i made myself a new profile picture

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i made a therian necklace :D

i've never done anything like this before, so i'm pretty happy with how it turned out

process below cut:

The first thing I did was trace a circle on some cardboard. I then cut out that circle and coloured it black with a marker, then I drew the therian symbol on top with a white gel marker. Once that was dry, I painted over top of it on both sides with modge podge (a sealant/glue). I used several coats of modge podge on it in order to give it durability. Then, using a safety pin, I poked a tiny hole at the top of the charm. I used wire to make a support for the charm: I made a support in the back by criss-crossing it over the charm many times, then bending it over the edges slightly in the front. To finish it off, I twisted the wires together at the top to form a loop. I had to use pliers for that. I hope this helps :D

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ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

i'm 5'6" o-o

Murder Drones logic:

The shortest ones are the most likely to kill you.

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

Original

Sad and a bit frustrating that most 'nonhuman tips!' posts can be boiled down to 'buy things! buy things! buy things!'. not everyone can or wants to spend money on gear/decor

tumblr needs a hug button. sometimes you wanna just give a mutual a hug

i decided to put together one of the summary of art things :>

the template was skoinked from the internet:

*stares up at you with my big ol' fish eyes*