Okay Ik I've Said It Before, But I Think That I'm Living In A Fanfiction, And I Think That The Author
okay ik i've said it before, but i think that i'm living in a fanfiction, and i think that the author needs therapy
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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
i finally made some of my fins!!!!
bonus pic of them on under the cut :3
putting them in a suit may be a slight addiction
speedpaint below cut (finally remembered to record lol)
idk who you are but you're ONE CENTIMETRE TALLER THAN ME
Okay now I gotta know.
I am 5’7”, or about 170 cm.
I’m pretty sure I’m a little below average. So, the poll results should probably reflect that. But we’ll see.
Feel free to reblog and put your height in the tags. Height is something people seem to be asked about a lot, and I’d like some conclusive answers.
your pets would miss you if you were gone
your family would miss you if you were gone
your friends would miss you if you were gone
the world would miss you if you were gone
Tumblr would miss you if you were gone
I'd miss you if you were gone
Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
The Hazbin Hotel Valentine cards are WILD!
ya'll may have some flowers :3
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forget everyone you know and have known. i am your best friend now. there is nothing you can do. your fate is sealed.pfp by @tinyguyiguess :>
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