Slurpslurpmmmoatmilk - Oats!

thank you so much for the advice zote <3

i'll take this into account in the future

hallo zote the mighty

i'm your biggest fan and i follow all 57 of your precepts everyday (especially the last one!) i just liked every single one of your posts here because of how epic you are

i hope that this made your day a lil' better :3

"Likes" are a worthless currency. If you only care about likes, then you will never find true joy. Likes are even worse than geo! You can't even exchange them for anything!

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

idk it's december tomorrow

*jingles your bells 'till you rock*

this lil' guy is called an angel squeaker it gets its name from the squeaky noises it makes to communicate with other fish :}

i feel like this one oc of mine needs some appreciation

their name is string bean, and they're a weevil. i made them for a dnd campaign. they were initially supposed to be the comedy relief, however, i realised, upon reviewing their past and world views, that they're actually fairly messed up :3

now my dnd party has to take a character named "string bean" seriously

fun facts about it:

all the points went to charisma

they're unemployed

they have a five foot long tongue

they have no teeth

they're carnivorous

it only wears a trenchcoat and nothing else

it has no mouth and it must scream

they're six feet and eleven inches tall

it's very self-conscious of its name

it is very paranoid

they'll trust literally anyone with their life

anyhoo this is what they look like

secret third image (accidental body pillow design)

i drew it at 4:00 am :3

i also drew them front-facing but ya'll don't get to see that. i just wanted to let the internet know that the image exists.

i drew atoll :>

silly birb guy

i might turn them into a full fursuit for halloween :3

speedpaint below cut:

a redo of a drawing i made three years ago!

i hope it's obvious which one is the new one o-o

i see so many aesthetic care packages and the like and none of them pertain to me (slimly smelly solitary swamp beast) so i'm going to make my own. here we go.

swamp monsters care package

1: webbed gloves (finger gaps are overrated)

2: those foot flipper things (humans swim too slow)

3: inflatable pool (see #4)

4: duckweed (fill up pool and put duckweed in it. at home swamp)

5: swamp monster mask (obviously)

6: whatever this shaggy camo is called (the spanish moss always falls into the water and tangles around me)

ok i think thats it.