i drew amaranth again o-o
very mildly suggestive but i don't want to jumpscare anyone
i'm so normal ya'll
no speedpaint 'cause i drew them in photoshop
Being into indie games is like. Pay $7 to have your entire life rewritten by this narrative. Now spend $400 on merch
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
Just because I "long for their undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning them against a wall" doesn't mean I'm gay that's just how rivalry works.
"homoerotic undertones" my ass I just want my rival to be down to fuck
if i don't know how to spell a word, i just include a typo later in the sentence to make it seem like i was typing too quickly
rainsisn cookers :3 1 cup of flour 3 cups of brown sugar 2 eggs 1 tea spoon of cow milk a singular raisin 2 cups of oat milk 1 tablespoon of your favourite spice :3 preheat the oven to 350 c put on some heavy metal music to set the mood get a new bag of no name (tm) raisins. eat all raisins aside from one. insert said raisin into a large mixing bowl. pour in the flour, sugar, and spice of your choice, then stir them until mixed. crack two eggs and whisk them in a seperate bowl, them mix in the cow and oat milk. pour your wonderful liquid into the bowl containing the raisin, then stir them together. for legal reasons, i must discourage you from eating the cookie dough. get a cookie sheet and parchment paper. rip a sheet of parchment paper (to the best of your ability) and place it on the cookie sheet. remove the cookies and roll them into balls (haha balls) and put them onto the cookie sheet. be sure to space them far apart, unless you want to make a flatbread. put them in the oven for twenty minutes, then leave them too cool for as long as your attention span will let you. they are best served with a cold cup of earth's own (tm) oat milk.
reblog to join a school of fish with prev
i created yet another silly :>
i'm currently working on animating them
no speedpaint 'cause i drew it in photoshop :P
the one below is the full image, but it has very bright colours, so i don't want to hurt anyone's eyes o-o
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
forget everyone you know and have known. i am your best friend now. there is nothing you can do. your fate is sealed.pfp by @tinyguyiguess :>
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