Mom: "Hey Sweetie, Before I Go Back In There, Do I Look Good? I'm Wearing The Bra You Bought Me. It's

Your friend decided to give your mom a wedgie as a joke. She got really embarrassed when he saw her spongebob undies, so she mad him take them off of her. He didnt mind, he preferred your mom in just her tank top anyway. 

mom: Yes honey Im sure. This new mole on my back scares me and I want to make sure its nothing serious. This doctor I met online says If I send a pic of the mole along with some other skin to compare it to, he can give me a diagnosis. I need you to take the picture while I pull my shirt up. Oooh thats a good shot honey! I just need a few more. Let me get on my hands and knees with my ass in the air, the lighting is better if I do that...

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Would anyone object to captions about sisters and girlfriends? That opens up the possibility of more content.

Your mom is a braniac, so she decided to to become a volunteer tutor for the boys at your college. She was an instant hit. You stopped counting how many familiar guys shed bring up to her room so they could ¨study real hard¨ as she put it. Often, you could go on instagram and find pics of your moms study sessions as they were happening. It was clear that she had a talent for keeping their attention.

Your mom sent you a text from her boyfriend's house one night.

mom: Hey honey! Mike is so sweet, he bought me this outfit for when I sleep over. I have to be more careful though, I’ve already lost the bottoms twice tonight! He took the pic, I have my hands busy right now.

you: What are you guys doing?

mom: He asked me to shave his balls, but every time I try to move his cock out of the way, it bounces and hits me on the cheek! Gotta go, if we’re gonna get this done I need to give him a really good crotch massage. xoxo

I was so excited that my mom was gonna visit me at college. I haven’t seen her in almost a year, and now she was gonna stay with me for a whole two weeks! The first day was great, and she loved meeting my frat brother Mike. She even insists on sleeping in his room. She explained he has a really comfy bed, and loved how his sheets smell. Plus his room has a bathroom in it, so she wouldn’t have to get dressed right away after a shower. The last thing I want is to see her naked after a shower, so I’m more than happy to make mike deal with that. On her first night I was worried she’d feel out of place, but mike sent me a pic of her fast asleep in one of his nightshirts.

It’s been 5 days, and now I hardly see them at all! The only time I see mom is when she posts on snapchat, mostly shots from his bed. She told me Mike bought her a special pair of pjs she can wear for the rest of her visit. How thoughtful! Moms really getting the hang of college life too. Yesterday, I walked into mikes room and saw my mom kneeling in front of him with his shorts around his ankles, his back facing me. She quickly explained that she was practicing her pantsing skills. She was wearing her special pjs too, and they had cream splattered across her chest, and some on her chin. I guess he pranked her too. I quickly left so they could get back to their fun. I’m so glad my mom and frat brother get along this great!

You and your mom decided to visit the public pool. As soon as you got there, every guy had their eyes on her. One guy has been standing over your mom talking to her for a while now, he must think shes really interesting.

You were proud of your mom for going to the gym more, but you wish she didnt post pics of her sweat covered ass on instagram.