Mom: ¨Whats The Problem Honey? Im Just Showing Off My New Glasses To All My Friends On Facebook. No

Even after you and your friend had a falling out, your mom stayed in touch with him. 2 or 3 times a week, shed stay at his house for the night to ¨bond.¨ You didnt trust him anymore, so you make her take a pic and send it to you when shes about to go to sleep. From the pics she sent you, you´re not sure if they make you feel more or less worried.

The local Harley Davidson club asked your mom to pose for their daily calendar. They offered her $300 and as many rides on the back of their bikes as she wanted (but only if she wore the outfits from her shoots.) She agreed immediately. You admit that the calendar came out great, even if it was just photo after photo of your moms almost nude body. She became such a hit in the Harley community that she hangs around their HQ to take pictures and ¨take care¨ of new members. 

You all suck.

I've been wanting to write new captions but I can't bring myself to do it. The mom cuckold genre is dying, and you're all to blame. They're about 4 active blogs left and all of their content is mundane, in your face, and unoriginal. I'm honestly disgusted at the quality of this genre. The same 3 gifs are used over and over again are paired with a completely uncreative setup. I'm done until I see some creativity in this fetish.

mom: I’m so happy I decided to become a model. Didn’t these pics come out great? They already have so many comments, just look!

“fuck, shes hot.”

“I can’t believe I’m jerking off to this for the third time.”

“I wanna peel those shorts off and fuck this slut from behind.”

They’re so silly. I’ve already made $1200 from my pay per view hardcore shoot, but there's no way I’m showing you that!

I decided to delete part one of the two part story I wanted to publish on here. I want to redo the entire story because I know I could do a better job. Instead of Sofia Vergara I'll be using shots of Crystal Westbrooks. I have a lot of different elements I want to include in the story, and am open to suggestions. Thank you for being a subscriber and sticking with me, love you all. -sltymmy

Since shes discovered Facebook, your mom has developed a selfie addiction. At the same time, after they friended her, the men in your town became chronic masurbators. Im sure its just a coincidence.

Growing up, your mom tried really hard to be the ¨cool mom.¨ She was successful for the most part, but only because she wore headbands as shirts and tiny shorts everywhere. It got to the point that your friends hung out with her more than you. one on one, of course. They´d be over for hours at a time and only say ¨hello¨ and ¨goodbye” to you. Eventually they started having sleepovers, your mom always wore the special pajamas she bought just for those occasions. Her favorite was one she called the ¨string shirt,¨ which was really a bra made out of tiny straps with little patches of lace just covering her nipples. It always made you uncomfortable, but dont worry, the string shirt never stayed on for long. It was usually hanging from the headboard that would be banging against your bedroom wall for most of the night. 

With so many horny guys demanding pics, your mom had to get creative with camera angles if she was going to keep them hard for their dates...

Even if she was exhausted, your mom loved sending post workout pics to all of her boyfriends. Her pics were so popular, it wasn't uncommon to see them surface online on various porn sites.