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You hadn't seen your mom since noon yesterday, and you're starting to worry. She said she was going on a date with a guy she met on tinder. You told her not to wear her tight leggings when meeting a stranger, and now you fear the worst has happened.  

You finally text her: ¨Mom, are you ok?¨

a few minuets pass

Mom´s phone: ¨Shes fine, we just lost track of time.¨

You: ¨Is this her date? Prove to me she ok right now or Im calling the cops.¨

Mom´s phone: ¨Yes it is. Shes watching tv right now, see?¨

He sends you a pic.

Those leggings you told her not to wear weren´t in sight, and it dosen´t look like shes wearing panties either... 

Son! Why didn't you tell me your friends had a band sooner? They've been killing it for the past two hours, the crowd loves them. I even flashed the stage a few times. Oh cmon, it's harmless fun! Everyone seems to like it too. Hey son, what's a groupie? Before the show your friend Nick said I was gonna be his special groupie when they go on tour. It must be an important job, cause he bought me a whole bunch of uniforms. They're mostly corsets, bras and thongs, but uniforms nonetheless! They should be some soon. No I won't be coming home tonight. Nick said he wanted to show me my duties after the show, and he wants me to practice all night. Oh! They just got offstage. Bye son, mommys gonna go be the best groupie your friend's ever had!

You always loved going to the beach with your mom. Unfortunately her only bikini top got ruined, and the shirt she was wearing wasn't really holding up. It was embarrassing having to be seen with her like this. You had to shield her twice from people watching her as she took it off to wring the water out, but nothing helped. When Mike your bully came over, he assured her that she looked great. You don't have to worry about being seen with her anymore, because they've been swimming, tickling and poking each other for the past hour. If that wasn't bad enough, he took his phone out and took a picture of her. Surprise, your mom is now the star of his snapchat.

Your get a text from your moms phone after not seeing her all night.

phone: Hey, is this Sheila’s son?

you: Yes, whos this?

phone: Your mom fell asleep at my place. I spilled some beer on her at the club so we came back to wash her clothes. We cuddled while we waited. One thing lead to another and things got really sweaty.

mom: … ok, when will she be home?

phone: Idk, I had to re wash her clothes cause they sat in the wash all night. Plush, she's still spent from last night. Just look at her.

He sent this pic.

Your mom has a really popular Instagram, where she posts pics of her ever expanding tattoos. You usually never think about it but Mike, who you're having a sleepover with, just asked about seeing more pics of her. He just met her today, so you assume he wants to check out more of her tattoos. So you give him her @ info without thinking twice. As soon as he pulled up her Insta, he seemed distracted. “well, he must be tired” you thought. 

You let mike have your bed for the night, while you sleep on the floor. You're about to fall asleep, but you still see him on his phone in the dark. after a few minuets, you hear your sheets rustle, and suddenly mike’s boxer briefs land on your face, the crotch area right on your nose and mouth. You decide not to say anything, since you figure it'd be embarrassing for him to know you're awake while he's naked in your bed.

While you try to fall asleep, and admire the new scent presented to you, you almost didn't realize mike started to jerk off. He was starring directly at his phone, while his hand was working fast under your favorite fuzzy blanket. The whole time he's whispering things like ‘fucking slut’ and other curses to himself in heat. Suddenly you hear Mike start to breath heavily and jerk faster. You knew as soon as he came, because you could hear him panting, and his thick streaks of cum hitting your bed and pillow. After what was an amazing orgasm you see him clean off his messy cock, and cum covered abs and chest, with your blanket. 

“Oh well” you thought “Ill wash them tomorrow, I'm just glad Mike feels better! I wonder what made him cum so hard...” Just as the thought enters your mind you catch a glimpse of his phone laying flat on your bed, and on the screen you see this:

You recognize the shirt... and more importantly the tattoos... uh oh.

Your mom sent you a text from her boyfriend's house one night.

mom: Hey honey! Mike is so sweet, he bought me this outfit for when I sleep over. I have to be more careful though, I’ve already lost the bottoms twice tonight! He took the pic, I have my hands busy right now.

you: What are you guys doing?

mom: He asked me to shave his balls, but every time I try to move his cock out of the way, it bounces and hits me on the cheek! Gotta go, if we’re gonna get this done I need to give him a really good crotch massage. xoxo

Your mom was a well known fitness instructor/model, with thousands of internet fans. You cant go out anywhere without at least 3 guys coming up to her asking if they can take a picture of her famous abs. You always roll your eyes whenever she poses for someones camera, but she says she loves her fans, and letting them see her wearing clothes like this makes them happy. You should know. She makes you run her facebook page, and you have to sort through all the 1000s of dirty comments guys leave on her half naked pictures.

mom: ¨I´m so glad your buddies invited me to join you on spring break! I haven't done this since I was your age, and I cant believe I still fit into my old two piece. When I first slipped it on I had a hard time getting around my boobs, but your friend john was nice enough to help me squeeze them in. Baby what do you expect, we only have 2 rooms and 8 people. If I´m sharing a room with three guys they´re gonna see me get changed. They aren´t bothering anyone, and they were nice enough to bring me. 

We´ve gotten really close the past few days, like family. If I´m in the shower and one of them needs to use it next, I don´t mind them waiting in the bathroom. It gives us some alone time to talk one on one, even if I have to pull back the curtain a bit so I can hear them. Hell, If we´re getting ready for bed, I´ll let them hop in with me so we can get ready faster. Baby stop shaking... its ok, we just help each other wash up. 

We even share beds! The guys take turns sleeping with me. Its so much fun, we have pillow talk, tickle fights, and I get to cuddle with a cute young guy every night while I fall asleep. I just wish they weren't so hormonal, I keep getting my ass poked by an accidental boners throughout the night, some of them even hold on to me and hump me in their sleep. I just play along, its good to let them get it out of their systems. My pjs consist of thongs and tank tops, of course they´re gonna get hard tangled up in bed with me. By the time I wake up, my pjs are lost in the sheets and I have your friends sweat all over me.

Honey whats that stain on your swim trunks? Maybe you should go in the water till it disappears... ooh look, Mikes coming this way. we´re gonna go back to the room baby, he wants me to model some new bikinis I bought yesterday. 

Having mom visit you at college was a great idea, but you and your roommate Tim share a dorm with 2 beds. Mom was against the idea of you sleeping on the floor and you didn't want to share with her. As soon as Tim offered to share his bed with her for the week, she immediately said yes. You were glad the sleeping arrangements were worked out, but why did mom have to wear only a tank top and panties to bed? 

This was the sight he saw every night as he crawled into bed, and as he gave your mom one of his famous back massages. He'd rub her back and legs, but take some time to grab and pull at his growing bulge. You can tell he wants your mom, bad. After you came out of the bathroom one night, your mom asked if it was ok if she gave Tim a goodnight kiss. Before you could even fully say ‘yes’, they were lip locked for what seemed like an eternity. After, your mom just looked at you and said ‘goodnight’ as she cuddled up to Tim so he could spoon her.

Another night while you were all in bed watching a movie, a very intense sex scene came on. You hoped it would pass but it just kept going. You noticed Tim and your mom watching the screen intently, while they played footsies under the blanket. during the most graphic part, you looked back to Tims bed. His head was cocked back, and your moms hand was working fast under the blanket right where his lap is. After a few minuets of heavy breaths from Tim and the sound of your mom’s wrist hitting his pelvis you ask ‘...um mom, what are you doing?’ She looks at you surprised and says ‘oh, Im just giving him a goodnight kiss.’ Just then you mom kisses Tim, much deeper than before. Right as her eyes close, Tim lets out a deep breath and a muffled ‘oh fuck’ as he makes out with your mom. He shoots a thick load of cum into her hand that coats the inside of his blanket. Your mom then reaches below the blanket near her, wiggles around a bit, and you see her pink sleeping panties in her hand. She nonchalantly wipes her hand off, along with the mess covering Tim’s cock. She then takes the panties and puts them back on. With Tim still recovering from his intense orgasm, she looks up at you and says ‘All done!’

mom: I’m so happy I decided to become a model. Didn’t these pics come out great? They already have so many comments, just look!

“fuck, shes hot.”

“I can’t believe I’m jerking off to this for the third time.”

“I wanna peel those shorts off and fuck this slut from behind.”

They’re so silly. I’ve already made $1200 from my pay per view hardcore shoot, but there's no way I’m showing you that!