Figured I Might As Well Post It Since I Have No Idea If I’ll Actually Finish This Real Sketchy Comic

Dorohedoro Headcanons

[Since Tumblr is janky I'm making stuff that was under a readmore and making separate posts]

Risu

Does not understand how he gives off teenager energy.

is probably not gonna stop having nightmares about the time he got murdered. Joined by nightmares of killing/eating his Partner.

A good way to get stabbed is to refer to him as Kaiman’s ex

Failed out of devil training for having an undevilish attitude.

Found out that he was still on the Crosseye payroll when they started sending him his missed paychecks for the time span that he was dead once the organization got back on its feet.

Does not understand how people can mistake him for Kaiman. They look nothing alike other than height.

After the dust settled on the whole Hole-kun situation had a very long talk with Kaiman about their shared history

Is lowkey relived that Kaiman has a lizard face and not Aikawa/Kai’s face. He doesn’t have to deal with the emotional baggage as much.

Doesn’t question why Curse eats the things it takes. (Not personally bothered by cannibalism)

Does think Kai’s head(s) tasted disgusting.

Misses being able to fly.

Due to the whole being murdered thing, can no longer be the little spoon.

Thinks Professor Kasukabe’s door is creepy as hell. Thinks Prof. Kasukabe is creepy as hell in general.

Is good at baseball

Gets along well with Natsuki who collects him as another big brother for her collection

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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Aikawa is so unsubtle i love him sm (I absolutely believe he got a 100% that exam)

After class talk

Enjoy my deranged Ass

All my nd peeps

Me, explaining disassociation to my neurotypical mother:

Her: what?? That’s a thing you do? Are you okay????

Two days later…

Me, explaining disassociation to an ADHD friend:

Her: Oh fuck, there’s a name for that??? Cool

you know?? That feeling like ah, so I’m not the only one, great lmao

High-key agree that people come by to whoop Kaiman's ass for the shit Kai pulled (Understandable tbh)

Crosseyes headcanons (with special guests)

Kaiman

- Finds out that Dr. Kasukabe is working with the Crosseyes and just kinda screams for awhile

- There was a serious debate on if Kaiman counted as a Crosseye. Kai was (Kai was officially demoted for killing comrades without good reason and also cannibalizing a comrade without consent) and Kaiman is kinda Kai, But Kaiman’s also kinda Aikawa who definately was not a Crosseye even if he was partners with Risu. Also debates as to if Hole-kun was their real boss and Kai/Kaiman/Aikawa was just his ride?

- Kaiman personally does not identify as a Crosseye. That does not stop him from somehow getting dragged into Crosseye bullshit.

- Gets roped into a weeks worth of knife fights b/c the Crosseyes wanted revenge for the bullshit Kai did to them/put them through. (a lot of people get in on this action, not just Crosseyes. Tetsujo invites Fujita who does stab the shit out of Kaiman for his late homie Matsumura. Tanba and Kirion tag team and WWE Kaiman’s ass.) It’s not a good time but also not a bad time, people are working out their issues.

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.