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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Why are they so hard to draw what the hell

also what the Fuck is photo quality

Mercy Gone Wrong AU Masterpost

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Annotation:

«After the final fight Lambert spares Narinder, believing that it was finally over. However, one little moment of distraction was enough for Narinder to give Lambert a nasty surprise right after. It didn't work as The One Who Waits planned, resulting in Lambert getting stuck inside the Red Crown.

Unable to get separated, Narinder and Lambert must now learn how to work with each other to keep sustaining the cult while also searching for a way to free Lambert from the Crown.

Both of them are in blissful ignorance, unaware of the bigger picture that was always there.»

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A/N:

If you a Narilamb shipper, please read this so that you knew what to expect, thank you :">

About why some things in the asks might be different from the comic.

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References:

Narinder & Lambert, Narinder's robes, Bishop Narinder

Pre-MGW Lambert, Pre-Red Crown Lambert

Nerita

Leshy, Heket, Shamura

Haro

The Fox

The Overseer (Mystic seller)

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Characters available for the asks

Narinder, Lambert, Ratau, Nerita

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I won't let you go

The aftermath (ask)

Handwriting

The Crowns

Owner-user system for the Crowns (ask)

Axe

Midas

House

How Lambert runs the cult (ask)

Not trash

How do I speak?

A bit more about Lambert's functions (text)

Dolls

Do you feel content?

Can't be separated

Covered in blood

Maze of consciousness

Not a God, nor a mortal or a beast

We were watched

Care

A cry for help

A rare book

Mini comic 1: Child's play

They need help

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Blue sky

The illusion of safety

I say this with my whole chest, write that daydream. Write the fic you think no one will care about. Publish the story you wrote at 2am because you had a middle of the night spark of inspiration.

No matter how insignificant or niche or obscure you think your words may be, write and post it anyways if you’re proud of it. You can’t know how people will react to it until you do so and you may just be surprised at the response you receive…

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Here COTL fandom, have a shitty narilamb doodle as my first offering

THIS. THIS IS PAIN.

aaaaughhh that feeling when ur fandom is so small it could fit in a bus i feel like this is a canon experience w ao3 readers and wanted to share this

Oh noooooo! I have definitely experienced this before! (if with a rarepair, instead of a fandom)

Sounds like some folks have writing to do!