This One Goes Out To All The Bitches Who Love Some Good Safehouse Era Horror. It's Me, I'm Bitches. I

A portrait of Jonathan Sims, The Archivist. He's a thin, sharp-faced man, practically drowning in a large green sweater. His skin is dark brown, his hair and beard are black with long gray streaks, and the brown eyes behind his rectangular glasses glint with a green light. He grips the sleeves of the sweater tightly, arms crossed over his chest, digging his fingers into the fabric. Eyes grow from seemingly random spots over his face, neck, and hands. The irises are sickly neon green, glancing around in every direction. There are no eyelids. They simply occupy space on his skin. He speaks through gritted teeth, face twisted in panic.
"I can't- I can't close them, Martin."

This one goes out to all the bitches who love some good Safehouse Era Horror. It's me, I'm bitches. I want Jon and Martin to be fucked up and eldritch but I want them to be fucked up and eldritch and loved

(Notes under the cut because I can't help myself. Heads up, I do go into some detail of how Jon gets injured so I can explain my thought process for how I designed his scars. All canon-typical and fairly clinical in tone.)

Here's how I picture Safehouse Jon!

He doesn't need glasses anymore by this point, so he should just be wearing empty frames, but I drew this before I settled on my glasses headcanons. This drawing looks better with the reflection anyways.

He hasn't gotten a haircut since before his promotion to Head Archivist. He doesn't love the weight of it on his neck, but he also uses it to fidget, and he really doesn't want to go through the whole process of cutting it. He's disliked haircuts since he was a kid (People: Bad. Small talk: Bad. Touching: Bad. Loud sounds: Bad. People talking all at once: Bad) and since his time with the Circus he's only grown more reluctant to go and get it done.

At this length his hair is naturally pretty curly but he is. Not taking care of it. I actually put a lot of effort into trying to make it look brittle and tangled (I have a lot of experience lol, my hair is quite thick and I've always hated taking care of it. Yes I am also projecting my feelings about going to a hairdressers onto him why do you ask.)

The various scars were a bit of a strange task, but anyone who has seen my takes on The Bad Kids knows I'm not averse to selective realism in my fiction. Easiest one was the neck, I always pictured Daisy making a vertical cut based on "through the voice box". The larynx is longer than it is wide, so I think Daisy would go for the method that dealt damage across the largest total surface area. Yes I am aware that I'm speaking the same way Martin does when he explains his corkscrew.

The worm scars were easy because I barely drew any. There are a few marks on his cheek, but they're just surface bites. I picture most of his encounter with Prentiss showing on his legs, particularly on the right side, with enough damage there that he starts using a cane after the incident to keep weight off his right leg. More research to be done on this particular detail.

Finally the burn on his hand from Jude. This was the weirdest one to figure out just because of the nature of the injury. How do you quantify the damage done to an epidermis by a living manifestation of sometimes-boiling wax that can heat and cool at will? I settled on it being a second-degree burn that healed supernaturally fast, containing the damage to the space Jude had direct contact with. He'd probably have some mobility issues there as well. I know there are ways to help with mobility and pain after a severe burn, but I don't know how much of it Jon would actually. Do. Like I said, definitely further research to be done on these last two.

Hey so I'm gonna ask you to stop and consider the horror of the watcher. The helplessness. The guilt. The inherent terror of being a spectator, a participant by proximity but not by action. The horror of not being able to look away, of being a bystander. Jon forgets to blink sometimes. But wouldn't it be so much worse if there were no eyelids at all? That's how I interpret the description of The Archivist being "All Eyes" :D

I love a good Many-Eyed Jon, so I whipped up my own interpretation here. I think the more he Becomes the more he starts to resemble the thing from the dreams. He has a lot more control of it in S5, but it still creeps up on him and he has to consciously go back to a human shape.

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Panel 8: the kid on the left is moving a giant plate over the bowl. The kid on the right is knelt looking up, keeping the bowl steady. The giant spoon is on the ground with some mix still left on it.
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Panel 17: The bowl falls upside-down so the plate is on the bottom with a "pamf!" The kid on the right's hand can be seen letting the bowl go as it falls.
Panel 18: The two kids crouch on either side of the bowl and grip it's edge.
Panel 19: The two kids  grin, lifting the bowl above their heads, revealing a giant cream cake with strawberries and two layers. Text that says, "TA-DA!!"
Panel 20: Speech bubble that says, "It's perfect!" Top down view of the birthday cake with icing that reads "Happy Birthday" in loopy handwriting.
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Panel 22: The kid on the right asks, "Isn't it your birthday?"
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Panel 24: The kid on the right puts a hand on the kid on the left's shoulder, smiling. They say, "Don't worry, I know a family who's always having birthdays."
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lord the peasants are so loud today

2 months ago
Black and white scrolling comic with simple digital line art
Black background on the left and white background on the right with a harsh divide.
Panel 1: A lady with long hair holding a piece of paper and sitting in a chair looking to a man on the white side. The man is Sean, he has short hair, suspenders, and a shirt with sleeves rolled up to the elbow. He has a red slit at his neck. He is standing looking at his mother on the left.
Panel 2: Repeated panel, but Sean's mother is slightly more to the left towards the edge of the page.
Panel 3: Repeated panel, but Sean's mother is half disappearing off the edge of the page.
Panel 4: Repeated panel but now Sean is alone still looking to the left.
Panel 5: Sean slumps slightly as the black side of the page fades into white.
Panel 6: A closer shot at Sean's face as he hangs his head with his eyes closed. It is a relieved or rueful expression.
Panel 7: A hand touches Sean's shoulder from behind and he looks up with a surprised expression, opening his eyes.
Panel 8: Sean turns to see a bearded man who has his hand on Sean's shoulder. It's Marion, he speaks.
Text: think we'll get in trouble for not handing in 2 weeks notice?
Panel 9: Sean and Marion standing in the void facing each other, Marion is wearing a vest and collared shirt. Neither of their faces can be seen at this distance but Sean is backed up slightly as if he recoiled from Marion's hand which is no longer making contact.
Panel 10: Sean takes a panicked step and seems to make an aborted motion to touch his own neck.
Panel 11: Sean hunches over, hand over his face with his mouth open. Marion leans his forehead into Seans, huddling close with him and cradling the back of Sean's neck with his other hand. He says, "hey"
Text: hey
hey hey
it's okay
Panel 12: A close up of Sean's mouth as he's gritting his teeth, there are tears streaming down and snot on his nose.
Panel 13: The tears continues to fall and his mouth opens wide as if sobbing.
Panel 14: Sean and Marion as kids standing and hugging in the white void. Sean can be seen still sobbing over Marion's shoulder and clutching the back of his shirt. Marion is now slightly taller than Sean.
Panel 15: A close up of Sean facing up over Marion's shoulder with his mouth wide open and tears down his cheeks.
Panel 16: Sean rubbing his eyes with a fist as Marion back's off slightly, smiling and still holding his shoulder. He still has snot and tears on his face but no longer has the red slit on his neck.
Text: c'mon don't worry
I won't tell them you cried
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Okay this is almost definitely sacrilegious.

Okay This Is Almost Definitely Sacrilegious.

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It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

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