Something Dungeons & Dragons Gets Right About Its Worldbuilding Is That Most Of Its Iconic Monsters Are

You are the child of Death. Everyone always assumes that you were adopted, but you are in fact Death's biological child, although they are unwilling to tell how exactly this happened.

As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second

Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? 

Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol’ dog families. Your werewolf family wouldn’t be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females. 

If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they’d be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing. 

Camp:

The Forsaken Falls Kingdom/Camp in Year 1 of the full zombie takeover.

Quotes From My Characters (Part 3);

-Johanna Everstone, from 'Modern Monsters'.

You couldn’t live this lie any longer. You finally confess to your blind spouse the truth of your cursed Gorgon nature, only for them to finish sipping their tea before calmly responding. “Of course you are, I’ve always known.”

Forsaken Falls Base (The Deadly Game of Life: Year 1):

In honor of @bitchqueen1114 's birthday, here is a post.

"THE VAMPIRES NEED CLOSURE, SHANE!"

- Me watching the Jack the Ripper watcher podcast for no reason whatsoever.