🧵 Darkey Dungeon Magma But I Ate The Context:

my friend wanted me to draw soldier as this and i was like. Yes. also behind the camera view LOL

For my ultrakill followers here’s a gable

I headcannon that instead of the crystal things on his waist, it’s tiny wings.

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Any headcanons about Lesley?

Unlike the trio, who look like they're made of felt but have internal organs and blood, Lesley has nothing but stuffing inside despite her realistic appearance.

Because of this, she can easily repair herself (so if her arm came off or something she could just sew it into place and it would be fine). The patches on her face are from previous fixes she did.

She did not make everything and there's someone/something above her that controls her like she controls the puppets. She doesn't like people knowing this, however, and she won't let anyone go past the stairs.

Her human appearance may or may not be what she actually looks like.

She made her clothes herself

She influences what happens each episode but doesn't control every single action or thought the trio take.

The teachers are aware of her but are also terrified of her. They also aren't allowed to speak of her in front of the trio

Chaotic neutral. No one knows what her MO is and everyone's too scared to ask

She spends most of her time scripting episodes, writing music, and making replacement figures. She gets lonely from time to time, so she appreciates Yellow's visits.

She had no intention of letting Yellow read the book, she was just distracting him so he wouldn't notice the next staircase.

She can technically go downstairs, but she never does as the trio knowing about her existence tends to ruin the episodes if not fixed by the end.

Yellow is her favorite followed by Duck. Red is her least favorite because he's the least motivated and least creative of the bunch (though she was impressed by his escape attempt in 5)

Soldier and lieutenant bites !

dhmis episode where it’s about marriage

duck and red get married (forced for ghe education) and as the episode goes in they turn into a toxic marriage, fighting yellin n shit while yellow is kind of like their kid being raised in a toxic family and like. does that make sense sigh.

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like it’s an episode about marriage

blah blah song song but at the end the err teacher guy (either like a bouquet or a ring) marries duck and red (like, scene transition and suddenly they’re getting married)

both r like wtf.

“wait, what? married? i dint want to be-“

“yeah, i would never marry this idiot”

“hey, you cant say that to your wife”

“did you just? did you call yourself my wife?” ( <- he sort of has the self awareness blunt passed to him )

“i did, and quite frankly i don’t feel very respected as your wife.”

“you aren’t my wife.”

“oh yeah? well, explain this.” ( pulls out his ID. it says “CERTIFIED WIFE” on it in big letters.)

“ugh. fine! whatever.”

etc etc, they’re reluctant for a bit,

but it gets worse then after a while they fight more while yellows just like ☹️😕😦 in the background

later later after a big fight duck leaves divorce prbly abandons yellow and red an. red is all broken up about it, and duck goes out to live his best divorced dad life .

yellow comes up and starts like. singing. smthn lkke love isn’t always forever. mommy and daddy don’t stay together. feelings change. people drift away. etc idk idk.

then it just goes back to normal and theyr like. hm.

sorry 4 making 0 sense.

SIR YES SIR REPORTING FOR DUTY I AM MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD. I LOVE IT

“Do you have any idea how long I’ve waited for this?”

“Longer than you think”

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haven't uploaded in a HAWT minute. been busy with orientation for a new job! hopefully these doodles are alright ^_^ (drew them on my work papers LOL)

I’m an aspiring future tMILF and I wouldn’t let scout hit cause he’s a little too pathetic but I’d gladly let him run around in the woods behind my house while I take pot shots at him from the porch, I think it would be enrichment for the little freak

I agree tbh like I've become kind of psychosexually obsessed with Jesse Pinkman after finishing Breaking Bad and he's like, extremely Scout-adjacent at times but Scout tf2 is just TOO much of a pathetic white guy for me personally (probably bc he's a fully comedic character while yknow. Breaking Bad is Breaking Bad). He doesn't quite tap into the Sniper vibe though where he's the kind of "pathetic" that really makes older women want to keep him as a houseplant, he's got too much bravado for that. This is actually just reminding me of my fic idea where Scout goes to Sniper instead of Spy for Expiration Date and Sniper tries to teach him how to land single moms. Scout learns to shut the fuck up and just let milfs make him a purse puppy. Scout learns to appreciate the value of having tmilfs take potshots at him as he scurries around in the yard