MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! RAHAHAHAGGS THE INTERPRETATIONS OF WHAT THEY WOULD B. SNIPER OWL SCOUT DOG CAT MEDIC

i need this in my life NOW

just got home from a test screening of the new mario movie. the 15 minute bowuigi sex scene was a very bold move, but honestly enjoyable.

Heartwarming DHMIS art request - Family Hug in your take on the charged batteries AU! Probably happens after the two accept Yellow as he is and he’s still their Yellow in his own way, and it’ll always be the Three of Them! Also, poor fully charged Yellow needs all the comfort he can get in his existentially fraught life!

Hi! So this ain’t a HUG, but it’s some bonding :^)

And also I think Red would enjoy fishing.

TW BLOOD

drawed more :3 i think i have a pretty good grasp on soldier face now at least and sniper is literally just an oblong circle. was able to draw all of these during a long ass roadtrip to fill da time. im gonna change my pfp also to that little doodle of soldier bc he looks Freaking Awesome in it

closeups too :3

I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

🥰🥰what a heartwarming message

Wow I love these two, they're such good friends. Joking around while doing innocent stretching exercises on the battlefield, the foundation of any strong friendship...

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YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINE FOR HIS HUMAN FORM LIKE... BRO NAH HE DONT GOT A NOSE AND HES INTIMIDATINF ASF YES!!!!!!!!

silly dude

dhmis episode where it’s about marriage

duck and red get married (forced for ghe education) and as the episode goes in they turn into a toxic marriage, fighting yellin n shit while yellow is kind of like their kid being raised in a toxic family and like. does that make sense sigh.

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like it’s an episode about marriage

blah blah song song but at the end the err teacher guy (either like a bouquet or a ring) marries duck and red (like, scene transition and suddenly they’re getting married)

both r like wtf.

“wait, what? married? i dint want to be-“

“yeah, i would never marry this idiot”

“hey, you cant say that to your wife”

“did you just? did you call yourself my wife?” ( <- he sort of has the self awareness blunt passed to him )

“i did, and quite frankly i don’t feel very respected as your wife.”

“you aren’t my wife.”

“oh yeah? well, explain this.” ( pulls out his ID. it says “CERTIFIED WIFE” on it in big letters.)

“ugh. fine! whatever.”

etc etc, they’re reluctant for a bit,

but it gets worse then after a while they fight more while yellows just like ☹️😕😦 in the background

later later after a big fight duck leaves divorce prbly abandons yellow and red an. red is all broken up about it, and duck goes out to live his best divorced dad life .

yellow comes up and starts like. singing. smthn lkke love isn’t always forever. mommy and daddy don’t stay together. feelings change. people drift away. etc idk idk.

then it just goes back to normal and theyr like. hm.

sorry 4 making 0 sense.