This Is So Cute 😭😭😭😭😭

I’m an aspiring future tMILF and I wouldn’t let scout hit cause he’s a little too pathetic but I’d gladly let him run around in the woods behind my house while I take pot shots at him from the porch, I think it would be enrichment for the little freak

I agree tbh like I've become kind of psychosexually obsessed with Jesse Pinkman after finishing Breaking Bad and he's like, extremely Scout-adjacent at times but Scout tf2 is just TOO much of a pathetic white guy for me personally (probably bc he's a fully comedic character while yknow. Breaking Bad is Breaking Bad). He doesn't quite tap into the Sniper vibe though where he's the kind of "pathetic" that really makes older women want to keep him as a houseplant, he's got too much bravado for that. This is actually just reminding me of my fic idea where Scout goes to Sniper instead of Spy for Expiration Date and Sniper tries to teach him how to land single moms. Scout learns to shut the fuck up and just let milfs make him a purse puppy. Scout learns to appreciate the value of having tmilfs take potshots at him as he scurries around in the yard

I love this picture so much that I will post it first. If you only knew how much I love the interaction of a Soldier and a Spy…

notes

literally my favorite type of tweet

a small n silly trivia i want to share of the new tf2 seal!

Heartwarming DHMIS art request - Family Hug in your take on the charged batteries AU! Probably happens after the two accept Yellow as he is and he’s still their Yellow in his own way, and it’ll always be the Three of Them! Also, poor fully charged Yellow needs all the comfort he can get in his existentially fraught life!

Hi! So this ain’t a HUG, but it’s some bonding :^)

And also I think Red would enjoy fishing.

the giirrllls are fishhaanng

how bizarrely hard is this pic 1-10

After Episode Four