Slimekatz - Slimekatz

yer still my best mate, lad

wtf guys i just realized spy is built like blender monkey ?????? his face.guys just trust me he is

BORGER!!!!!!!

america burger

i need this in my life NOW

just got home from a test screening of the new mario movie. the 15 minute bowuigi sex scene was a very bold move, but honestly enjoyable.

how bizarrely hard is this pic 1-10

@thatonegaybastard the guy evar

i LOVE how u draw soldier… that one drawing you did where he was lonely is always on my mind … soldier is my favorite character and u do him justice!

hehe thanks <3 i love him sm too🥺

(+ annd this is uum,. i just suddenly wanted to draw it so

dhmis episode where it’s about marriage

duck and red get married (forced for ghe education) and as the episode goes in they turn into a toxic marriage, fighting yellin n shit while yellow is kind of like their kid being raised in a toxic family and like. does that make sense sigh.

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like it’s an episode about marriage

blah blah song song but at the end the err teacher guy (either like a bouquet or a ring) marries duck and red (like, scene transition and suddenly they’re getting married)

both r like wtf.

“wait, what? married? i dint want to be-“

“yeah, i would never marry this idiot”

“hey, you cant say that to your wife”

“did you just? did you call yourself my wife?” ( <- he sort of has the self awareness blunt passed to him )

“i did, and quite frankly i don’t feel very respected as your wife.”

“you aren’t my wife.”

“oh yeah? well, explain this.” ( pulls out his ID. it says “CERTIFIED WIFE” on it in big letters.)

“ugh. fine! whatever.”

etc etc, they’re reluctant for a bit,

but it gets worse then after a while they fight more while yellows just like ☹️😕😦 in the background

later later after a big fight duck leaves divorce prbly abandons yellow and red an. red is all broken up about it, and duck goes out to live his best divorced dad life .

yellow comes up and starts like. singing. smthn lkke love isn’t always forever. mommy and daddy don’t stay together. feelings change. people drift away. etc idk idk.

then it just goes back to normal and theyr like. hm.

sorry 4 making 0 sense.

a commission i made for someone on twitter! chrollo chibi