What I Like About Yellow Guy Is That He Isn’t “stupid” By Any Means Of The Word, Despite What Duck,

GOD. I LOVE IT

“Do you have any idea how long I’ve waited for this?”

“Longer than you think”

@slimekatz on twitter is my old account, moved here when i heard elon got twitter LOL

Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience

fuck it, bowuigi experimentation.

ok so group pics are my weakpoint but i’m total garbage in regards of values and perspective and foreground/background shenanigans…. BUT i’m still a little bit happy how this turned out?

and it’s TF2′s anniversary this year ! so something with all 9 husbands in it was necessary for me to celebrate this game! i could start and ramble on how much tf2 influenced me and how many billion times it made me laugh and all but nah i just want to say

thank you so much tf2, good friend <3

ffuckign sprriiiiitesss

hh god these took forever mostly bc i paused for like a month in between making them

you can use them for whatever but please credit me if you do, thank you!

yer still my best mate, lad

the beach episode

IM GOING TO. EXPLODE. THIS CONCEPT IS SO CUTE GRAHHHHHHH

they are like purse dogs i think

[id: two sketches in monochrome of astronauts and a crewmate from among us. the crewmate is approximately the size of a very small dog. in the first sketch, an astronaut is holding the crewmate in their arms and scratching its belly. in the second, two astronauts are floating in a ship. one watches the crewmate wriggle in midair and says “aw look! he wants to help you with your tasks!” the second, fixing a panel in the wall, says “sooo cute”. end id]

I’m an aspiring future tMILF and I wouldn’t let scout hit cause he’s a little too pathetic but I’d gladly let him run around in the woods behind my house while I take pot shots at him from the porch, I think it would be enrichment for the little freak

I agree tbh like I've become kind of psychosexually obsessed with Jesse Pinkman after finishing Breaking Bad and he's like, extremely Scout-adjacent at times but Scout tf2 is just TOO much of a pathetic white guy for me personally (probably bc he's a fully comedic character while yknow. Breaking Bad is Breaking Bad). He doesn't quite tap into the Sniper vibe though where he's the kind of "pathetic" that really makes older women want to keep him as a houseplant, he's got too much bravado for that. This is actually just reminding me of my fic idea where Scout goes to Sniper instead of Spy for Expiration Date and Sniper tries to teach him how to land single moms. Scout learns to shut the fuck up and just let milfs make him a purse puppy. Scout learns to appreciate the value of having tmilfs take potshots at him as he scurries around in the yard