Sleepysheepszzz - Sleep Domain

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

me playing tears of the kingdom spoiler free

me: were not not going to fuck with it, lets just leave it.

After a minute

Me: lets just save and then fuck with it

It awakes

Me: we shouldn't have fuck with it, we shouldn't fucked with it, RUUUNN,

*September 1st on Tumblr*

You don't know how much force it takes to move your body until you stub your toe.

Or in my case just going to lay in my bed knee first and crash into A PEN

It really hurt

My mind is going like my 200+ ao3 tabs

good evening tumblr! for the low low price of $4.20 i will give you a fact that will ruin your night!

turtle school

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

Art by _miyann on Twitter

A genie granted me 2 out of my 3 wishes, and my third wish was for him to forget he ever met me 

He replied with “I am a genie, and I shall grant you 3 wishes”