Tony Gilroy Watched Rogue One, Laughed And Then Said “you Think That’s Pain? Hold My B2emo”

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

my life in a page [this is from the ebook ToA]

pure distilled 2012 tumblr has been injected directly into my veins I feel like I’m on crack

I feel like someone went back in time to kill hitler but they fucked up and now this is the climax of the butterfly effect of their mistakes

the audacity

*God trying to tie up all the loose ends for the final season of Earth*

fantastic mr fox says something about fatherhood that’s batshit insane and I don’t think the movie actually knows it’s saying it. it just takes you by the shoulders and makes you look square in its eyes and goes “some men should never have been fathers. they are. and they love their children deeply. and they try so very hard. but that doesn’t mean they should have been fathers.” and then just gets up and leaves you with that like you’re meant to be okay afterward

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

you ever think abt how mustang was a war criminal then decided to over throw the government like slow down boy one geneva convention violation wasn’t enough for you