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Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”

What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”

What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”

As of this writing, Goncharov has been added and removed from the Martin Scorsese filmography Wikipedia page 7 times.

sometime after scarif i sincerely hope that someone in the isb finds out cassian andor was involved in stealing the death star plans and is just so impotently mad because it’s that guy. funnier if dedra lives for this scenario. 

there’s something so darkly funny about how cassian keeps saying that the empire doesn’t care about anyone when they care a great deal about his whereabouts specifically.

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

wait he still has that FUCKASS blanket even in his cosmic machine herald form what the fuck is wrong with him. like actually

best part of star wars rebels overall is how the heroes’ cute r2d2/bb8 merchbait droid sidekick was just openly a sociopath 

never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

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Now I'm a little afraid

I've just realized that in all Star Wars franchise wasn't a pair, that had a happy ending. Honestly almost all of them died! There are only two characters left. I am scared for R2-D2 and C3PO

*jolts awake* Mina in a tie dye baggy sweater wearing shorts overalls and tennis shoes