When You Try To Put Contact Lenses In Drunk

U know when ur sexting someone and he’s like ‘hmm send me a photo of what u look like now 😜😜🤪🤪🤪’.... sir, I am in an Argos calm tf down david bailey

When you turn up to a party and there's a cheeseboard

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

Shook my rug for the first time in 6 months releasing over a kilo of dust, three migrating albatrosses and the stampede from the Lion King

I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)

I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)

Not sure these subtitles are correct...

‘I saw you and waved but you didn’t wave back!’

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