Being A Bad Writer But Also Being A Daydreamer Is SO Annoying Because I'm Like "omg How Fun I Should

THIS! I wrote a oneshot on the site one time and it got deleted halfway through (I went to get food and my laptop shut down) I was devastated. And that was only a oneshot. I was like 200 words in.

people who write their fics directly onto archive of our own site do not fear death by the way

in all seriousness, please always keep backups of your works, write them somewhere else (google doc is a good choice) then copy and paste onto ao3 when you're done, because ao3 itself does not automatically save your works for you, meaning you can lose all of your progress

mr. pipe dream and his 5’0 goalkeeper boyfriend. whatever

andrew and allison would’ve been too powerful if they had gotten along. they would go to the mall together and buy clothes for people who are not themselves that those people do not want and then get back to fox tower to give said people the clothes they do not want along with opinions that they also do not want. they know everyone’s business. they don’t care much about the emotional boundaries of others except yes they do. they’re mean in a way that’s fun if you fw them and very not fun if you don’t. they will be honest if you ask them if your club outfit is ugly. they will also be honest if you don’t ask them if your club outfit is ugly. they have very expensive cars in which they drive people around in silently. they are fueled by spite. they are blonde.

please. can we please. this is what i want.

“Unmuzzle dew”

“Unmuzzle rain”

Unmuzzle all the ghouls so they can all kiss on stage. Cowards.

Nicky, sweetheart… you can’t act surprised when it was right in front of you the entire time.

Despite all appearances, I know for a fact that Neil is not the stupidest character in the series bc Nicky’s cousin was in the back room making out with Roland every time they went to Eden’s Twilight for YEARS also never dated or showed interest in any girls and never once did Nicky gay-as-fuck-all Hemmick think Andrew could’ve been gay.

I adore this man but he’s dumb as shit.

Sometimes, when listening to Sleep Token, I realize "I'm listening to a real human singing.." and I have to stop for a second because he sounds so divine, in a way.

And you’re evil for making me think about things I would have never been smart enough to think about.

nora is so sick n twisted for creating a character who feels like he is only real/existing in memories and then give him a love interest with an eidetic one like wow. that's evil.

And I would read it and love every second of it.

i want aftg in andrew’s pov but i feel like it would just be “neil neil neil neil, pipe dream, neil neil neil stupid fucking josten 420%” and then irrevocable trauma dumps out of the blue

crechur approach…

my favorite thing about andreil is that they spent the first two books observing each other like strange bugs in a lab going "mmm how peculiar" at each others every move only to come to the conclusion "wow this dudes 100% not all there. i should be gay about it" and then they are and its the healthiest thing you've ever seen