Kevin's Pro Teammates Will Never Live Up To Neil Josten. Kevin Lets Them Know This Daily.

a dad.

c:  @littlekaisarion

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

AND IF YOURE DEADSET ON THE IDEA THAT YOURE ANNOYING THEN KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU FOR IT

I interrupt your regularly scheduled scrolling to remind you: YOU DESERVE LOVE AND YOU'RE NOT ANNOYING!

mountain will actually just carry aurora and phantom around and whenever they enter a new room mountain will announce to whoever’s there “i come bearing gifts!” and plop aurora or phantom down. it never fails to make the two giggle

i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire

andrew's sense of humor is greatly underrated imo

like this moment was objectively hilarious

"if you're going to play dealer who do we have in goal second half?"

wymack looked at andrew. andrew looked over his shoulder as if checking for a third goalkeeper.

I just realized that i never updated about haunting adeline. i read it. i was fine. i finish hunting adeline too. good books. i am apparently just not bothered by anything? i was fine through both books.

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT THIS!!!

"Godspeed to my enemies who've been askin' for that call sign"

vs

"I will be watching for your enemies, to let them know that they contend with me"

So now HE has enemies too?? Boy is proper fighting now omg??

Also!!!

"white roses, black doves, godmother rise up"

Roses??? A black bird??? "Come on, out from underneath who you were" ??

huge fan of when his smile looks like he's about to unleash absolute chaos: