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I translated some fountaine memes

Feels good to draw something stupid again

The Genshin stans have to stop babying Kaveh. He's a man over the age of 30 and his situation is his own fault.

White people disguising their racism and xenophobia by dumping it all onto Dori cuz they know her design is orientalist and gets shit on by even POC, will never sit right with me. Especially in defense of a grown man who is the cause of his own adult suffering.

He's the one who refused to accept joint ownership of a free house simply because Alhaitham would be the other owner.

He's the one who was commissioned to make Dori's palace, then finished building most of it on a cliff location she argued against, that was also a withering zone. The withering took everything down in one night and Dori was so mad she wanted him removed from the project because of all the time and money lost.

He's the one who made the active decision to sell everything he owned, including his family home, so he could put forth at least 70% of the funds necessary, to rebuild the palace. He cost Dori an ass load of money and she still had to pitch in, AGAIN, to fill that remaining 30%. The reason he owes her money is because his impatience cost her money and, in the end, he still wasn't able to pay everything back by himself, so she had to add in more of her own money.

In fact, it was so bad that he actually overspent on materials. Because Kaveh doesn't think about what the client wants. It's about what Kaveh wants most. His Hangout literally shows this when a dude wants a building with a very specific design because it'll be within the price range he can manage, and Kaveh did nothing but argue because he didn't like how it would look if he did it the way the man wanted it.

He's the one with no concept of how to save money. He's in debt because of his own actions. He can't even spare a minute to to use his brain before he gets swindled out of everything he has.

Kaveh is self-destructive and it's all HIS fault.

i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable

me delving too deep into genshin lore and trying to prove why venti is one of the most important characters in the game bc he has lore everywhere and trying to connect him to lore that probably has nothing to do with him

but it does (source? trust me bro)

I had a sudden thought of the Traveler deciding to go with a duel for their Honor upon entering Fontaine and kicking Clorinde's ass in the process. And as a result of beating the best the nation has to offer, they just decide to do what they want so they break all the laws they think are stupid, and because the laws are the way they are, they just constantly demand a duel and end up mowing through all the Champions the Court of Fontaine has so they never face punishment for their 'crimes'. And because the Traveler is just doing what they're legally allowed to(as it is merely suggested that people don't break the law if they don't want to go on trial or duel a Champion and potentially die) they can't be kicked out.

The Traveler becomes a sort of hero in the eyes of the people because they're undefeated and a great source of new entertainment for the Steam Bird and its readers.

✦ sports ball.

sports i think genshin impact characters would play.

characters: all!

soccer

[alhaitham, wanderer, cyno, kazuha, lyney, xiao, candace, dori, gaming, layla, sara, sayu, xiangling]

basketball

[baizhu, dehya, diluc, yoimiya, beidou, faruzan, gorou, sethos, xinyan]

swim/dive

[sigewinne, furina, hu tao, kokomi, nahida, navia, neuvillette, nilou, lumine, fischl, noelle]

tennis

[albedo, eula, mona, raiden, xianyun, Barbara, lisa, lynette, ningguang, sucrose, yanfei]

track and field

[ayato, childe, jean, aether, venti, charlotte, diona, heizou, mika, xingqiu, yun jin]

volleyball

[ayaka, chiori, ganyu, keqing, klee, qiqi, freminet, kirara, thoma]

baseball/softball

[clorinde, itto, shenhe, yae, amber, collei, kaveh, razor, yaoyao]

hockey

[arlecchino, tighnari, wriothesley, yelan, bennett, chevreuse, chongyun, kaeya, shinobu, rosaria]

I think dudes who say shit like “I couldn’t love a child that wasn’t mine” shouldn’t have kids

I wasn't dropped on my head as a baby, I was thrown into the ceiling fan.