Why Oh Why I Am Hyperfixating On A Book Series With A Target Audience Of Middle-aged Women And Absolutely

Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

I had a sudden thought of the Traveler deciding to go with a duel for their Honor upon entering Fontaine and kicking Clorinde's ass in the process. And as a result of beating the best the nation has to offer, they just decide to do what they want so they break all the laws they think are stupid, and because the laws are the way they are, they just constantly demand a duel and end up mowing through all the Champions the Court of Fontaine has so they never face punishment for their 'crimes'. And because the Traveler is just doing what they're legally allowed to(as it is merely suggested that people don't break the law if they don't want to go on trial or duel a Champion and potentially die) they can't be kicked out.

The Traveler becomes a sort of hero in the eyes of the people because they're undefeated and a great source of new entertainment for the Steam Bird and its readers.

I make deeply low effort TikToks in my bed now

Oh, Dido and Ophelia. I'm so sorry. They will never understand you like I do

Sure, let's start with a classic! Although it seems that Mister Wolf was bullied into carrying both the basket and Little Red herself all the way to grandma's cottage...

You deserve some Credit Coupons for your input. Sigewinne takes them out of the Duke's pocket and hands them to you (he doesn't dare to oppose).

cant find a working stream rn killing myself

Hard pill to swallow, maybe, but sometimes you are the problem. You may not have been initially, but people around you can only have so much endurance for understanding why you're "like that" and how you got to where you are now. Even if you were the one who was victimized, hurt, or abused to begin with, your behavior affects those around you. There's a point at which personal responsibility needs to kick in, or you will become toxic. You can become toxic even if you never become an abuser yourself. If other people are constantly having to help dig you out of the holes you made but you keep slapping their hands away, you cannot expect them to have an indefinite amount of patience and energy to keep trying. If you're not putting in the work to recover from what damaged you; if everyone else in your life is consistently the only one making a real effort to effect change for you--you're the problem.

I'm really tired of the "woman sad about her arranged marriage" trope, especially if that woman is royalty.

I am sure that many women across time were sad about their arranged marriages, but I'm sure a lot of others were excited, ambivalent, or resigned. Again, especially if you were royalty! I am sure if you were born a princess, you were trained from birth that your whole purpose in life was to marry someone important to solidify the power of the person on the throne. And honestly, it's an important job, if it wasn't, they wouldn't have tried so hard to do it.

That woman isn't just marrying another king or prince, she's going to be an ambassador of her country. She's supposed to be there promoting good relations. She isn't just a woman being sold off, she has a job! Also, if she is marrying the reigning monarch (or the heir), she may well end up running the country if the king is off at war or he dies when the heir is really young. That happened a lot throughout history! (or maybe she marries the third son and helps him find his way to the throne. Good for her)

It just feels like a modern sentiment being projected back. In Romeo and Juliet, when Juliet's mother first brings up marrying her to Paris, Juliet's basically cool with it and says she'll try to like him. She would have known this was going to happen because that is what rich women do, they marry into another family so their two families can be buddies. What else would she even be expecting?

It wouldn't bother me so much except that it's all we see! Give me a story about a woman who is like, "Cool, I shall give it my all!" Or she's like rolling up her sleeves and planning how she's going to get the court on her side and rule France, power behind the throne style (these women are mostly portrayed as villains, but who is to say the king would do a better job?). And also, have a little faith in women's fathers? You think men in the past didn't occasionally consider the happiness of their daughters? Not even a little bit?

I'll be adding the other heroes as I go, but let me have this ship just for one moment