this is why your single
Bro what if I start dating someone and they turn out to be a me anti like what do I even do then
short king i miss him
please bring her back origins is such a good server when people actually play on it
Ill say it, I miss o!ranboo
Hi Ranboo! Considering all the stuff that is happening on Twitter and seeing many people move to Tumblr I wanted to ask, do you plan to make a public Tumblr account? I would be happy see my favourite content creator on this platform!
Now… what do you think this whole thing is then
sleepy big man norman
The babygirl 🧡
box cat!
um...
minecraft add baby endermen immediately
Coming out to the bestie
Based on this picture! I remembered it last night and thought it suited allium duo so I did a speed run to draw this akjsddkfe
A sleight-of-hand magician routine that's also a stand-up comedy set about ADHD. Like I'm just there complaining about how I always lose or forget stuff, I change subject as I lose your track of thought, then suddenly remember that I was holding a fan in my hand and -
Where the FUCK did it go??
I ask the audience if they saw where it went. Not in my sleeve, there's just a handkerchief there. Nothing in my pockets. FUck, I don't even have any pockets. No, wait, was it in the - [a dove emerges from an improbable place] aw fuck I forgot to return that to the vet.
Now distracted by tugging a comical length of handkerchiefs out of my sleeve, I'll start telling the story of why, exactly, I was borrowing a pigeon from a vet in the first place. The story, which is lengthy, still doesn't go on as long as the string of handkerchiefs.
It's always hot in September where I live, so fall still feels a long way off. But regardless, the changing of the seasons means it's time to get cozy 🥰
gob and pig
fwhip didn't learn all those lawyer stuff for nothing
Impulse being told that they don’t use diamonds at all on empires, days after the conclusion of the second war over diamonds on hermitcraft this season alone:
[ID: Guy blinking disbelievingly reaction meme]
ranboo 2 year !!
The smallificator should make them into bugs I think
definitely a “i’m going to make it your problem” type. i never really got the hang of masking besides copying adults so people just saw me as a bitch and rude. allistics just don’t like honesty but whatever. i kinda just got use to not getting along with anyone
reblog w if ur a “i don’t inherently understand social cues so now it’s everyone else’s problem” type autistic or a “i don’t inherently understand social cues so ive spent years studying them and now i pick up on social cues neurotypical people have never even heard of” type autistic. it’s for science
weekly collab with empirestwt!
cranboo stims by. Holding their own tail and ruffling the fluffy part.
thinking about whale falls
(inspired by the work of @catadromously )
It's out it's out!! I wrote it a lot quicker then i expected it but here is my c!ranboo finale fic. ENJOY!!
a true working cat
📷 from akerrigan777
Making my interpretation/what i want c!ranboos finale to be. hopefully should be done in a week but here’s a sneak peak (yes it’s a happy ending im not a monster)
GIVING C!TOMMY AN ADDICTION WAS ACTUALLY A FUCKING INSANE CHOICE BUT ITS SO GOOD
naur bc of course they used invisibility. OF COURSE the chosen substance literally covers all of his trauma. can't be seen, can't be chased. he can spy and brew potions like he used to do in lmanburg days. can't cause problems if he can't be seen. he feels strong. in control. like he can't be touched, even. do yall see how fucking genius this choice was
god DAMN this was a dangerous move but holy shit is it a good one like it's such a realistic direction for c!tommy to pivot to. he's probably been living under crazy stress for the past YEAR (yes. dream escaped prison a year ago), especially since the whole stunt with the disc under his house. if he can be seen, if he can be located, he can be trapped. he can be ambushed. of course he would turn to something that makes it impossible for anyone to get ahold of him unless he wants them to. not being seen, when it feels like someone is always watching you, is obviously one of the few modicums of control you could get back over your life when the person that's always watching is seen in your head as an unstoppable force. it was an absolutely insane choice, and they could have moved to drug use in ANY capacity and it would have made sense, but SPECIFICALLY INVISIBILITY was such a good move on cc!tommy's part. he's a genius for that one and thats the gospel truth
Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking
guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out
i keep thinking about grian’s absolute ANGUISH <3