the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through
BOOPS ARE GONE??
BUT REVENGE.
I MUST REVENGE FOR THE EVIL BOOPS.
NOOOOOO.
On one hand, I love Crystal my girl and she deserves to appear in my case fic.
On the other hand, if I'd let her appear she would've defeated the villains in 2 seconds and take away all of my excuse for angst and Charles gay panicking over Edwin fencing, and then I'd have no plot.
I'm sorry my girl, you're simply too much the goat for this I'm afraid. I can't let you appear.
We can't always win.
A Sun Spider collage I made because I haven't seen a lot of posts about her and she's one of my favorites spider character and my current hyper fixation.
I love her so much. I screamed when she appeared in the movie.
I'm pretty sure everyone looked at me weirdly in the theater 😂 I screamed with excitement the whole movie.
Can you blame me?!
Tiny spoilers for atsv?
I'm furious about that cliffhanger!
And I'm sorry Miles but your drama was too long, I barely got to see Hobie! At least the next movie will explore more of him.
And that's it, I won't spoil any more.
Go see the movie if you haven't watched it yet!
A list of all of Damian Wayne's pets but they are just getting bigger:
1. Alfred Pennyworth the cat (named after Alfred the man of course)
Alfred found him and brought him to Damian! He said he reminded him of Damian.
Edit: it happened in batman incorporated volume 2 if you want to read it! He appeared in issue 6.
2. Murder King (Wayne Family Adventures universe)
His birthday present from Bruce.
It's free on the website Webtoon! Wayne Family Adventures chapter 13.
3. Jerry the Turkey (li'l Gotham universe exclusive)
I don't remember the details but Damian encountered a pack of turkeys while on a mission and he just kept him after that.
4. Titus
I unfortunately haven't had the chance to read Titus's comics yet, I think Bruce got him to Damian?
Edit: I recommend reading the super sons annual, it's a one shot of Titus and the other super-pets as the league of super pets.
Anyway he's a very good dog.
5. Batcow
Rescued from a mission on a slaughterhouse! When Damian saw what the place did to animals he declared he adopts batcow and as of now he's vegetarian.
Edit: again, I recommend supersons annual if you want to read about her! She's a member of the league of super-pets as well. The origin comic is batman incorporated volume 2 issue 1.
6. Goliath the Dragon Bat
If you're Damian Wayne's fans I really recommend reading Robin Son of Batman! It's where Goliath was introduced, in general I consider it the best Damian Wayne comic ever.
To short things up, Damian found him at his time with the League of Assassins while on a mission, and brought him back with him. Later on Robin Son of Batman he also brought him to Gotham to be with the other pets.
Bonus pics
Isn't he the cutest? He's my favourite (shhh don't tell Alfred).
And 7, the newest member- Wiggles!
Appeared in nightwing volume 4 issue 42. He just appeared and Damian adopted him and took him to the cave with the other pets.
Comparison of Wiggles near Goliath-
That's my presentation for today. Goodbye.
So far the cameos established that Edwin is the faster runner between the two (we been knew), and that Charles would take Edwin on a fun, sporty date where Edwin would probably pick whatever they were doing up easily and maybe even win and that vision is gonna keep rotating in my head forever now
Going to the park so Charles could show Edwin the basics of cricket
Badminton date
Golfing date
Fencing date
POOL DATE
Agatha Harkness: I can excuse murder but I draw the line in antisemitism.
Funny sketch idea I've had in my head:
Billy to Agatha: I want to be a witch! Teach me how to be a witch!
Agatha: ooh sorry kid you can't call yourself that- you see that's a bit problematic with the whole you being Jewish and all, they'll cancel us so fast. You can be a.... A wizard though! I think. A wiccan maybe?
bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
“Edwin fell first” this, “Charles fell harder” that try and convince me that Charles didn’t fall in love with Edwin the second he walked into that attic. Tell me that he didn’t attribute the fluttering in his heart to the chill of hypothermia seeping into his bones. Tell me that Charles loving Edwin hasn’t been second nature since the moment they met, which is why he never recognised it. Tell me that he didn’t push down the feeling due to years of internalised homophobia.
Tell me that Edwin didn’t fall harder. He suddenly realised that it was possible to like a boy and love fell on him like a tidal wave, heavy and immobilising. Whereas Charles’ love was like a gentle stream that slowly became more and more intense over the years, Edwin’s was like a waterfall that suddenly went from 0 to 100.
Just jumping it up my blog again.
Finally finished the fic I have been working on for the last few months! (My autistic Edwin fic!) It accidentally took me longer than what I planned.
Listen I don't think you can guess my favourite dead boy detectives character it's really difficult.
I have more ideas but those are the ideas I think I can focus on for now.
I am not sure if the winning result would be what I will actually finish first actually but I am curious to see what is the tumblr demand.
So many people are baffled by Alastor using the slang word tea.
I just want to mention this slang comes from African American Vernacular English, specifically originated from LGBTQ+ culture, black drag queens to be specific.
He's an African American queer person using a slang started by the African American queer community.
Call me Rubèn!! Or Ru / Ben if we're friends.✡️🌈 no pronouns/he/they/it.Used to be multi fandom, mostly Dead Boy Detectives right now. I swear this account had other subjects before.Usually mostly DC but I spit out a lot of random fandoms shit.
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