Can’t Risk This

Just a reminder that Valentine's Day isn't a secular holiday and that there should never be any expectation to celebrate any non-secular holidays.

Keep non-secular holidays out of popular culture expectations.

(Regardless of how you think about it or celebrate it, Valentine's Day did not have secular origins, making it an inherently non-secular holiday.)

This was my result:

i made a quiz for jumblr!

what jewish hollywood stereotype are you

please enjoy

To all the terrorist supporters: You all are only playing yourselves. You clearly have no differentiation between “freedom fighters” and actual monsters. Even at a time when your voices are needed most, you just turn your nose away from the chaos, the hurt, the tragedies against an entire population of people!!

But go on, keep denying. We will keep note of that when it’s over that you’d all rather focus on minor inconveniences rather than people getting slaughtered before your very eyes!!

Jewish culture is only finding out you've (somehow) lost weight when you go to put your hands on your hips

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I found it! The original masterpiece!!

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

I noticed I’ve been getting a LOT less traction on my blog. Should I be concerned?…

Dude regardless of who wins in this stupid election we’re all cooked.

Like…

SO cooked…

Exactly what I was thinking!

You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you.